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Broke-ass Spock
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I’d rather have a frontal lobotomy than this bottle in front of me…
I wanna new duck!
December 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Thank goodness it’s being paid for by private donors (sarcasm)!
December 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
TWOK! Even though I didn’t start watching Trek until 1986 and saw it on VHS years after it came out, it still was heart-wrenching to see my favorite character die (thankfully I didn’t have to wait long to see the next movie).
December 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Yes, he is a festering boil, but he is a symptom, not the root cause of all of this!
December 16, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Trek the halls…
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Makes sense!
December 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Bones. I love his crusty demeanor that belies a really great guy underneath (me, I’ve got the crusty part down…)
December 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I actually want to do “my civic duty,”but have never gotten a letter.
December 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Don’t forget this guy’s eyes!
December 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Kim’s inexperienced? He ran the bridge on Delta shift. He was also Captain of his own ship (until future Janeway went and changed the timeline). Everyone seems to forget this.
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
No Spock? Highly illogical!
December 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
More like gold-plated, like much (most) of his stuff!
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Make sure the roll breaks open, so Keith has to look for every damn cent before he can re-roll it!
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 AM
ACAB, even robotic ones!
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 AM
SHUT UP PIGGY 🐷
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Gold (pressed latinum)!
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
“President” tRump can eat a d*ck (Bubba’s). From a Minnesotan (originally from Wisconsin, so I don’t have to be Minnesota nice). Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I tried contacting my rep’s (Angie Craig, MN) staff, no reply. And she has the nerve to be running for Senator next year. I’ll either vote 3rd party or not at all in the midterms. I’m holding out hope for 2028. 🤞
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Sure, impeach those two and you get President Mike Johnson. Do you really want that? (We’re kind of fucked all the way down the line, actually)
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Must’ve gotten stuck in some temporal wormhole in the Delta Quadrant!
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM