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I highly recommend Ridgewood Reddit
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Well sometimes on a second date with a perfectly lovely guy, we take him on an hour long word journey wherein we explain with great detail the exact problem with men
December 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Oh men
December 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I prefer Dennis Hopper’s version of this in Apocalypse Now
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I read it twice while thinking Scientology is effing nuts
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I mean I’d have appreciated the clarification
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’d like to get in on that. I just got a tariff charge of $650 on a $750 raw material purchase for my very small business
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Does he sell lemonade after the event
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I fell down in five different ways
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Ground control to Papa John’s
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Years have lost their meaning
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Sounds like an STD
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It took three visits to cedars Sinai ER for them to take me seriously & finally do a spinal tap that revealed encephalitis
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Let them eat concrete
October 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hello from Ridgewood
October 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
He’s a sponge for propaganda (& he seems determined to let my cats out of my apartment & into hallway)
October 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I do that to my landlord & his new excuse for having voted for him is peer pressure
October 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Incredible results! Incantations work!
October 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
They have officially been summoned
October 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It’s working
October 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I have a big witch following on IG, just put the word out
October 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Apocalypse Chow
October 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It sounds like a civil war to me!
October 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If droll could kill
October 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It’s all the fault of my 86 year old mom scooting around Cleveland high school throwing fireballs
October 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM