girl who can't have chocolate without feeling like its gonna die: mmm certainly i can have one small chocolate

i lowkey had a whole breakdown on twitter because rwtwt stresses me out so insanely bad but maybe here its better i shrug and roll over

i thought he was afk and then i dropped the bar on him and he started eating it snd i burst out giggling

GERD KICKING MY ASSSSS OUT HERE omg no wonder i wake up and feel so nauseated

i am not a yume but i can appreciate a beautiful fat man when i see one i love my boss