fallengoddess
@fallengoddess.bsky.social
Cat lady, cosplayer, cocktail enthusiast
Step aside, superhero squirrels
January 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Step aside, superhero squirrels
Reposted by fallengoddess
I get called into my boss’s office.
“We’ve had a complaint,” they say. “From Salt Lake City.”
“It’s about the dildo, isn’t it,” I say. “I’m so sorry I didn’t catch that when I read it.”
They don’t know what a dildo is.
I have to explain it to them.
“We’ve had a complaint,” they say. “From Salt Lake City.”
“It’s about the dildo, isn’t it,” I say. “I’m so sorry I didn’t catch that when I read it.”
They don’t know what a dildo is.
I have to explain it to them.
November 19, 2024 at 5:30 PM
I get called into my boss’s office.
“We’ve had a complaint,” they say. “From Salt Lake City.”
“It’s about the dildo, isn’t it,” I say. “I’m so sorry I didn’t catch that when I read it.”
They don’t know what a dildo is.
I have to explain it to them.
“We’ve had a complaint,” they say. “From Salt Lake City.”
“It’s about the dildo, isn’t it,” I say. “I’m so sorry I didn’t catch that when I read it.”
They don’t know what a dildo is.
I have to explain it to them.
Bing Bong is out
November 19, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Bing Bong is out
I know! But it's okay bc Bing Bong loves you too! Bing Bong loves everyone! Except MAGATS
November 17, 2024 at 1:30 AM
I know! But it's okay bc Bing Bong loves you too! Bing Bong loves everyone! Except MAGATS
Here's a Bing Bong in a bird bath to welcome you!
November 17, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Here's a Bing Bong in a bird bath to welcome you!
Bing Bong agrees completely 👀
November 16, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Bing Bong agrees completely 👀