Sounds gay. I'm in.

Awww~ glad we could make your day, cutie.

Fwiw, we do genuinely think you're pretty.

Yeah, you were wrong. And a lot of people tried to tell you that along the way. Hope it sits with you when you realize the harm you've done to people who could have been your community if you hadn't thrown them under the bus for brownie points with the face-eating leopards.

Yeah, it's been a thing for a while. Our first boyfriend, pre-transition, literally told us that being bi wasn't real and we had to "pick a side" eventually. His other boyfriend also said much the same crap. So many straight *and* gay people told us the same for years.

That sounds so cozy and adorable.

Mood. We were always so uncomfortable in the locker rooms.