maria 🍎
@falsefatigue.bsky.social
sleepy punk, bikes, & montessori. utrecht 🇳🇱 via memphis 〽️ weekly bike streams @ twitch.tv/MariaNotMarie
The new buses in Utrecht have cloth seats with seat warmers in them. Luxurious or weird? Not sure yet.
January 14, 2026 at 10:08 AM
The new buses in Utrecht have cloth seats with seat warmers in them. Luxurious or weird? Not sure yet.
thinking about the wooden escalator I rode in rotterdam last week
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
thinking about the wooden escalator I rode in rotterdam last week
Dutch train station bathrooms quietly going from 80¢ to €1.10 seems crazy to me:
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Dutch train station bathrooms quietly going from 80¢ to €1.10 seems crazy to me:
Spent yesterday in my favorite Dutch city, Groningen. The winterstad in the Grote Markt had just the right amount of Christmas cozy, bright lights, and big mugs of glühwein.
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Spent yesterday in my favorite Dutch city, Groningen. The winterstad in the Grote Markt had just the right amount of Christmas cozy, bright lights, and big mugs of glühwein.
Totally fine never driving a car again but could be convinced by a tiny car adorned with a snail decal 🚗🚙
December 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Totally fine never driving a car again but could be convinced by a tiny car adorned with a snail decal 🚗🚙
biked 40km from utrecht to gouda, ate a solid doner kip broodje, and ended up at a beer bar full of plastic ducks with a very sleepy beagle.
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
biked 40km from utrecht to gouda, ate a solid doner kip broodje, and ended up at a beer bar full of plastic ducks with a very sleepy beagle.
walked 11 kilometers and ate mapo tofu at my favorite restaurant in leidseplein. a nice, cold day in amsterdam.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
walked 11 kilometers and ate mapo tofu at my favorite restaurant in leidseplein. a nice, cold day in amsterdam.
Big news: Dark mode on the NS train information boards has begun at Utrecht Centraal! #netherlands #accessibility
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Big news: Dark mode on the NS train information boards has begun at Utrecht Centraal! #netherlands #accessibility
Integrating by eating 1 half of a sandwich at a time in the rain as needed
October 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Integrating by eating 1 half of a sandwich at a time in the rain as needed
2 windmills from my sunday
September 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
2 windmills from my sunday
My new series: Spotted at Albert Heijn
September 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My new series: Spotted at Albert Heijn
humbling to realize that I’m bad at washing windows as an adult because I’ve only lived in houses with burglar bars on them 🙃 photo example for my normal people:
August 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
humbling to realize that I’m bad at washing windows as an adult because I’ve only lived in houses with burglar bars on them 🙃 photo example for my normal people:
A photo from a 2 hour bike ride that turned into 4 hours thanks to absolutely brutal headwind. Netherlands problems.
July 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
A photo from a 2 hour bike ride that turned into 4 hours thanks to absolutely brutal headwind. Netherlands problems.
Utrecht Centraal is truly a “you never know what you’re going to walk into” kind of train station:
July 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Utrecht Centraal is truly a “you never know what you’re going to walk into” kind of train station:
train station graffiti: “woof”
July 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
train station graffiti: “woof”
walk & talk stream in my favorite Dutch city (Groningen) starting @ 9am EST/3pm NL twitch.tv/marianotmarie/
July 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
walk & talk stream in my favorite Dutch city (Groningen) starting @ 9am EST/3pm NL twitch.tv/marianotmarie/
Today marks my 1 year in Amersfoort! 🎉
July 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Today marks my 1 year in Amersfoort! 🎉
Hoi from Dutch Labubu
July 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Hoi from Dutch Labubu
Traded in my omafiets for a refurbished 90’s Giant Boulder MTB 🚲🛣️
July 4, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Traded in my omafiets for a refurbished 90’s Giant Boulder MTB 🚲🛣️
hey bluesky void, what’s up?
June 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
hey bluesky void, what’s up?
happy(?) #ShowYourStripes day: memphis / netherlands
June 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
happy(?) #ShowYourStripes day: memphis / netherlands
saw a celebrity today (the pizza box trash cans of leiden)
May 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
saw a celebrity today (the pizza box trash cans of leiden)