False Idols Art &Illustration
@falseidolsart.bsky.social
I'm Chris Hale, and that's why I drink.
Canadian artist and musician.
Canadian artist and musician.
Getting some photos to use for gig promos.
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Getting some photos to use for gig promos.
Huh...so what's everyone having for dinner tonight?
September 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Huh...so what's everyone having for dinner tonight?
Leave the phone down for a minute and Thor snaps a selfie.
September 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Leave the phone down for a minute and Thor snaps a selfie.
They say "development" and "progress," all I see is death. #clearcutting #greed
September 8, 2025 at 9:09 AM
They say "development" and "progress," all I see is death. #clearcutting #greed
Mornings in the garden with Thor.
August 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Mornings in the garden with Thor.
Cardinal.
August 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Cardinal.
The sky is a little gay tonight.
August 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The sky is a little gay tonight.
My garden is horny.
August 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My garden is horny.
My studio today. Painting in the heat. The drink was a white wine on ice with sliced jalapeño. The painting is about nothing but itself.
August 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My studio today. Painting in the heat. The drink was a white wine on ice with sliced jalapeño. The painting is about nothing but itself.
The Shawshank beetle.
August 7, 2025 at 9:08 AM
The Shawshank beetle.
New swimming attire...
August 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
New swimming attire...
Happy Sunday.
July 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Happy Sunday.
Finished carving this old pine log today on the patio at SpencerCity Bar&Grill.
June 17, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Finished carving this old pine log today on the patio at SpencerCity Bar&Grill.
Why are Conservatives so bad at make-up? #creepyHarper
April 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Why are Conservatives so bad at make-up? #creepyHarper
Found this today...
April 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Found this today...
..and racists, homophobes, MAGAs...
April 3, 2025 at 8:48 AM
..and racists, homophobes, MAGAs...
Here's a sandwich called the "Lil' PP" - 2 slices of white bread garnished with 2 tiny dried raisins. It is served angled directly to the right. If the raisins are too spicy, you can cut it with dollops of mayo. It used to come with glasses, but now there's a new "cooler" version. #PierrePoilievre
March 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Here's a sandwich called the "Lil' PP" - 2 slices of white bread garnished with 2 tiny dried raisins. It is served angled directly to the right. If the raisins are too spicy, you can cut it with dollops of mayo. It used to come with glasses, but now there's a new "cooler" version. #PierrePoilievre
Happy Sunday.
March 9, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Happy Sunday.
My contribution to the failed Kraft Hockeyville campaign 13 years ago. He needs an update, his super power would now be reciting the contents of Dollarama from aisle to aisle.
March 2, 2025 at 9:49 AM
My contribution to the failed Kraft Hockeyville campaign 13 years ago. He needs an update, his super power would now be reciting the contents of Dollarama from aisle to aisle.
From sketch to final, this was for a friend's book he is writing. He's a lead vocalist in a band.
February 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
From sketch to final, this was for a friend's book he is writing. He's a lead vocalist in a band.
Just found this wig in a snowbank. Mother Nature just keeps on giving!
February 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Just found this wig in a snowbank. Mother Nature just keeps on giving!
Some "Wee Fat Faeries" sketch to paint to canvas.
February 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Some "Wee Fat Faeries" sketch to paint to canvas.
This was an installation painting in a local restaurant.
3"x7" Acrylic on wood.
3"x7" Acrylic on wood.
February 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
This was an installation painting in a local restaurant.
3"x7" Acrylic on wood.
3"x7" Acrylic on wood.