Wife just made a pot of chili from scratch so good I feel like this guy

Wow holy shit ! Just snapped back into reality and realized I paid $9 for an energy drink and a pack of gum at the gas station today . What the fu k

Bought a huge soft cat mat and she still chooses to loaf on a corner of my makeup bag on the floor ..

Me when I like when she buys me cheese so much that I marry her

Once you’ve used one of the fancy cubicle style full length door bathrooms in Japan it starts to put American bathrooms into perspective and how we’re really mean for having such large gaps in the doors

Checking my bank to a whopping $0.87 balance in my account

Like I think I’m just digesting food but why won’t it stop…. Why won’t it stop talking to me…