lupin is just cool i think. i dont know anyone who doesnt like him LMAO

difference between looking at someone and going "smash" every time and looking at someone and being like "if you went towards my desires you'd be fuckable"?

LITERALLYYYYYYY

"Zenos. I fucking hate bananas." BC HE KEEPS GIVING HIM MOFONGO (they're in tural) AND DAN IS LIKE. HE'S TRYING HIS HARDEST TO MAKE ME WANT TO LIVE AND THIS IS NOT HELPING I HAVE TO LET HIM KNOW

it did very much hurt for the record. its not swollen or bruised so i probably just sprained a muscle but god fucking dammit. the CARPET brother

let me be clear- everything in this house is hardwood floors. living room, bedrooms, hallways, all of it hardwood. the only parts that arent are the kitchen (tiles) and the bathroom (stone). there is one (1) line of carpet in the whole damn place and thats what i slipped on.

pauses in taking soup to my wife like im a deer caught in headlights