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The ramblings and incoherent thoughts of a sleep deprived new dad
Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm truely grateful to everyone in my life both at home and abroad who've helped me get to where I am today. I'm also thankful to be a dad to a beautiful, healthy, and happy baby daughter.
I'm truely grateful to everyone in my life both at home and abroad who've helped me get to where I am today. I'm also thankful to be a dad to a beautiful, healthy, and happy baby daughter.
October 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm truely grateful to everyone in my life both at home and abroad who've helped me get to where I am today. I'm also thankful to be a dad to a beautiful, healthy, and happy baby daughter.
I'm truely grateful to everyone in my life both at home and abroad who've helped me get to where I am today. I'm also thankful to be a dad to a beautiful, healthy, and happy baby daughter.
Second attempt at Dutch Apple Pie 🇱🇺 turned out a lot better than my first! Used Chestnut Crab apples from a local orchard this time!
October 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Second attempt at Dutch Apple Pie 🇱🇺 turned out a lot better than my first! Used Chestnut Crab apples from a local orchard this time!
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Checking in- please select your feelings using the following scale:
🍮happy custard
🍣silly sushi
🍬laughy taffy
🍉merry melon
🥒content cucumber
🫘cool beans
🍄mellow mushroom
🍑annoyed apricot
🦀crabby patty
🍝upsetti spaghetti
🍔hangry hamburger
🥛mad as milk
🍋livid lemon
🥔angy potato
🍮happy custard
🍣silly sushi
🍬laughy taffy
🍉merry melon
🥒content cucumber
🫘cool beans
🍄mellow mushroom
🍑annoyed apricot
🦀crabby patty
🍝upsetti spaghetti
🍔hangry hamburger
🥛mad as milk
🍋livid lemon
🥔angy potato
August 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Checking in- please select your feelings using the following scale:
🍮happy custard
🍣silly sushi
🍬laughy taffy
🍉merry melon
🥒content cucumber
🫘cool beans
🍄mellow mushroom
🍑annoyed apricot
🦀crabby patty
🍝upsetti spaghetti
🍔hangry hamburger
🥛mad as milk
🍋livid lemon
🥔angy potato
🍮happy custard
🍣silly sushi
🍬laughy taffy
🍉merry melon
🥒content cucumber
🫘cool beans
🍄mellow mushroom
🍑annoyed apricot
🦀crabby patty
🍝upsetti spaghetti
🍔hangry hamburger
🥛mad as milk
🍋livid lemon
🥔angy potato
If millennials have the "better safe than sorry" mentality, why are we always apologizing?
July 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If millennials have the "better safe than sorry" mentality, why are we always apologizing?
🇨🇦 Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦
July 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
🇨🇦 Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦
May 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I know the application said you were looking for a "mover and a shaker" but I believe my experience with "kicking and screaming" is quite sufficient.
April 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I know the application said you were looking for a "mover and a shaker" but I believe my experience with "kicking and screaming" is quite sufficient.
April 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
There should be a device that acts as the opposite of a flashlight. Turn it on and it darkens wherever you point it. I'm sure it won't destroy the fabric of space-time at all.
#inventions
#science
#physics
#inventions
#science
#physics
April 19, 2025 at 10:18 AM
There should be a device that acts as the opposite of a flashlight. Turn it on and it darkens wherever you point it. I'm sure it won't destroy the fabric of space-time at all.
#inventions
#science
#physics
#inventions
#science
#physics
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April 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Been binge watching a lot of #MagicTrick videos lately but have yet to see anyone do slight of hand with water. I would love to see someone wash their hands and they're instantly dry before they even touch the towel.
April 13, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Been binge watching a lot of #MagicTrick videos lately but have yet to see anyone do slight of hand with water. I would love to see someone wash their hands and they're instantly dry before they even touch the towel.
In the State of Minnesota it is still illegal to keep an otter as a pet. What do we have to do to change this?
April 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
In the State of Minnesota it is still illegal to keep an otter as a pet. What do we have to do to change this?
Do edible birthday candles come in regular candle size? I think the scented candle industry could use more festive aromas.
#inventions
#inventions
April 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Do edible birthday candles come in regular candle size? I think the scented candle industry could use more festive aromas.
#inventions
#inventions
Did you hear about the golden retriever who just lost his job at the insurance company?
He's having a ruff day.
He's having a ruff day.
April 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Did you hear about the golden retriever who just lost his job at the insurance company?
He's having a ruff day.
He's having a ruff day.
What are your favorite strategies to get through tough times?
April 9, 2025 at 9:10 AM
What are your favorite strategies to get through tough times?
I used to work full time at a small town shop that sold home decor. The pay was super low and life wasn't really going anywhere. One day they had me dust off old mirrors for my entire shift. That's when I decided to turn my life around. I guess I just needed time to reflect.
April 8, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I used to work full time at a small town shop that sold home decor. The pay was super low and life wasn't really going anywhere. One day they had me dust off old mirrors for my entire shift. That's when I decided to turn my life around. I guess I just needed time to reflect.
Our tulips are finally growing!
#gardening
#gardening
April 7, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Our tulips are finally growing!
#gardening
#gardening
April 6, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Did they ever develop that men's 7-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, deodorant, degreaser, mouthwash, and salad dressing; or was someone just pulling my leg?
#inventions
#inventions
April 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Did they ever develop that men's 7-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, deodorant, degreaser, mouthwash, and salad dressing; or was someone just pulling my leg?
#inventions
#inventions
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Lost Skies enters Early Access on April 18th!
Join our Discord for more info. 🔗 bit.ly/SkiesDisc
#LostSkies #IndieDevs
Join our Discord for more info. 🔗 bit.ly/SkiesDisc
#LostSkies #IndieDevs
April 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Lost Skies enters Early Access on April 18th!
Join our Discord for more info. 🔗 bit.ly/SkiesDisc
#LostSkies #IndieDevs
Join our Discord for more info. 🔗 bit.ly/SkiesDisc
#LostSkies #IndieDevs
Imagine a new alcoholic beverage that combines the artisan flavors of sparkling Italian white wine and the soothing medicinal effects of a proton-pump inhibitor.
Introducing PRILOSECCO!
Patent Pending
#inventions
Introducing PRILOSECCO!
Patent Pending
#inventions
April 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Imagine a new alcoholic beverage that combines the artisan flavors of sparkling Italian white wine and the soothing medicinal effects of a proton-pump inhibitor.
Introducing PRILOSECCO!
Patent Pending
#inventions
Introducing PRILOSECCO!
Patent Pending
#inventions
Right now, I'm imagining Tom Petty singing "A Million Dreams" from The Greatest Showman soundtrack, and it makes me sad that it will never actually happen.
April 3, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Right now, I'm imagining Tom Petty singing "A Million Dreams" from The Greatest Showman soundtrack, and it makes me sad that it will never actually happen.