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December 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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royalblueghost on tumblr: "When I am elected president I will institute a law saying that anyone with a net worth over $50m must, at their own expense, employ a Jester. They must feed, clothe, and house the Jester according to the Jester's wishes, may not fire the Jester, and may not retaliate against the Jester, as the Jester will have Jester's Privileges. One must spend at least three hours per day on the company of your Jester, and allow the Jester access to your quarterly reports. The Jesters will be chosen by voluntary lottery. Jesters will be regularly interviewed to make sure they have not become Lackeys. This law will prevent rich folk from being surrounded with vapid yes-men. A lot of problems with the world right now are happening because rich and powerful men don't have anybody on hand to say "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.""
December 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Mebs @Ambaaargh on twitter: "Millennial culture is daydreaming how much you'd help your friends if you were ever to get rich."
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM