Mike Barton
@fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social
Man of the year
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Man of the year
Spencer Strider of the Braves remains one of the few MLB players I’ve seen post about it. Love him.
January 25, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Spencer Strider of the Braves remains one of the few MLB players I’ve seen post about it. Love him.
Thought of this post during their SNL performance last night. Great screaming
youtu.be/IVGklLKJv2c?...
youtu.be/IVGklLKJv2c?...
Geese: Trinidad (Live) - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Thought of this post during their SNL performance last night. Great screaming
youtu.be/IVGklLKJv2c?...
youtu.be/IVGklLKJv2c?...
Ryan Asks Jon To Name Some Guys is always going to hit. Loved it
January 22, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Ryan Asks Jon To Name Some Guys is always going to hit. Loved it
Only focused on utility. What gets the job done
January 20, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Only focused on utility. What gets the job done
Why does Dan look like Kash Patel
January 18, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Why does Dan look like Kash Patel
I have no idea if it’s actually good but I love hearing it because it means I am about to play a game of NHL 14
January 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I have no idea if it’s actually good but I love hearing it because it means I am about to play a game of NHL 14
As a little brother I am deeply upset
January 10, 2026 at 3:57 AM
As a little brother I am deeply upset
It sounds loud as hell even on TV
January 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
It sounds loud as hell even on TV
CLUNK!?
January 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
SEC teams would be seeing CavMan in their nightmares
January 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
SEC teams would be seeing CavMan in their nightmares
This word needs to die
January 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
This word needs to die
Putting UVA at #5 to make Duke’s inevitable win look more impressive
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Putting UVA at #5 to make Duke’s inevitable win look more impressive
During the World Series this year, Capital One agreed to donate $10,000 for every walk off. Couldn’t believe they put the actual number up there
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
During the World Series this year, Capital One agreed to donate $10,000 for every walk off. Couldn’t believe they put the actual number up there
For UVA (indie rock edition):
David Berman (Silver Jews/Purple Mountains)
Stephen Malkmus (Pavement)
James McNew (Yo La Tengo)
David Berman (Silver Jews/Purple Mountains)
Stephen Malkmus (Pavement)
James McNew (Yo La Tengo)
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
For UVA (indie rock edition):
David Berman (Silver Jews/Purple Mountains)
Stephen Malkmus (Pavement)
James McNew (Yo La Tengo)
David Berman (Silver Jews/Purple Mountains)
Stephen Malkmus (Pavement)
James McNew (Yo La Tengo)
Not everyone is mad. Some of us are scared
October 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Not everyone is mad. Some of us are scared
I deserve this. Worst performance of the entire year
October 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I deserve this. Worst performance of the entire year
Finally got the nerve to file for deee-vorce does it for me
October 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Finally got the nerve to file for deee-vorce does it for me
Gets something for free for a decade. Pays four US American dollars once.
THIS IS A BAIT AND SWITCH
THIS IS A BAIT AND SWITCH
October 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Gets something for free for a decade. Pays four US American dollars once.
THIS IS A BAIT AND SWITCH
THIS IS A BAIT AND SWITCH