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I think I am closer to a dude with a face tat, than I am to the man these stuck up bitches I match on dating apps with. Willing to pretend I’m an indoor cat for a sugar mama though 😉
December 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I think I am closer to a dude with a face tat, than I am to the man these stuck up bitches I match on dating apps with. Willing to pretend I’m an indoor cat for a sugar mama though 😉
No quarters in the quarter exchange machine at the laundromat #WhatsThePoint
December 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
No quarters in the quarter exchange machine at the laundromat #WhatsThePoint
Anyone else?
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Anyone else?
When you have a mission in life, other people are more willing to play co-op
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
When you have a mission in life, other people are more willing to play co-op
#NFL trade deadline #FantasyFootball Losers
Losers:
Jacoby Meyers JAX WR - joining a team with an equally bad QB and Brian Thomas JR does not bode well with gaining bountiful quality targets
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Losers:
Jacoby Meyers JAX WR - joining a team with an equally bad QB and Brian Thomas JR does not bode well with gaining bountiful quality targets
1/3
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
#NFL trade deadline #FantasyFootball Losers
Losers:
Jacoby Meyers JAX WR - joining a team with an equally bad QB and Brian Thomas JR does not bode well with gaining bountiful quality targets
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Losers:
Jacoby Meyers JAX WR - joining a team with an equally bad QB and Brian Thomas JR does not bode well with gaining bountiful quality targets
1/3
#NFL trade deadline #FantasyFootball Winners
Winners:
AD Mitchell NYJ WR - from 5th string to #2 receiver Mitchell does have some deep league juice now.
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Winners:
AD Mitchell NYJ WR - from 5th string to #2 receiver Mitchell does have some deep league juice now.
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November 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
#NFL trade deadline #FantasyFootball Winners
Winners:
AD Mitchell NYJ WR - from 5th string to #2 receiver Mitchell does have some deep league juice now.
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Winners:
AD Mitchell NYJ WR - from 5th string to #2 receiver Mitchell does have some deep league juice now.
1/3
For all my yahoo #FantasyBasketball players. Make sure to check your lineups for the upcoming days after these Positional Eligibilty changes
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
For all my yahoo #FantasyBasketball players. Make sure to check your lineups for the upcoming days after these Positional Eligibilty changes
Reposted
Only one pump for Joel Embiid on that DX Chop. Not sure if that affects the fine.
October 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Only one pump for Joel Embiid on that DX Chop. Not sure if that affects the fine.
Pick 2 Wide Receivers
Bourne
Slayton
Boutte
Coleman
Mclaurin
Franklin
Bourne
Slayton
Boutte
Coleman
Mclaurin
Franklin
October 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Pick 2 Wide Receivers
Bourne
Slayton
Boutte
Coleman
Mclaurin
Franklin
Bourne
Slayton
Boutte
Coleman
Mclaurin
Franklin
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Shams: DeAndre Jordan to sign with the Pelicans.
October 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Shams: DeAndre Jordan to sign with the Pelicans.
Fantasy Basketball pickups:
Kyshawn George WAS SG/SF #repthedistrict
Middleton WAS SF/PF #repthedistrict
Davion Mitchell MIA PG (until Herro returns) #heattwitter
Kalkenbrenner CHA C #AllFly
Dylan Harper SA SG #GoSpursGo
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Kyshawn George WAS SG/SF #repthedistrict
Middleton WAS SF/PF #repthedistrict
Davion Mitchell MIA PG (until Herro returns) #heattwitter
Kalkenbrenner CHA C #AllFly
Dylan Harper SA SG #GoSpursGo
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October 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Fantasy Basketball pickups:
Kyshawn George WAS SG/SF #repthedistrict
Middleton WAS SF/PF #repthedistrict
Davion Mitchell MIA PG (until Herro returns) #heattwitter
Kalkenbrenner CHA C #AllFly
Dylan Harper SA SG #GoSpursGo
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Kyshawn George WAS SG/SF #repthedistrict
Middleton WAS SF/PF #repthedistrict
Davion Mitchell MIA PG (until Herro returns) #heattwitter
Kalkenbrenner CHA C #AllFly
Dylan Harper SA SG #GoSpursGo
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#FantasyFootball Injuries to Monitor:
WR
McMillan CAR DNP
Tillman CLE LIM
Pearsall SF LIM
Jennings SF LIM
Mclaurin WAS LIM
Godwin TB LIM
Evans TB DNP
Legette CAR DNP
Collins HOU LIM
Worthy KC FULL
Lamb DAL DNP
Nabers NYG DNP
Bonus
CAR WR Jalen Coker not returning week 5 (quad)
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WR
McMillan CAR DNP
Tillman CLE LIM
Pearsall SF LIM
Jennings SF LIM
Mclaurin WAS LIM
Godwin TB LIM
Evans TB DNP
Legette CAR DNP
Collins HOU LIM
Worthy KC FULL
Lamb DAL DNP
Nabers NYG DNP
Bonus
CAR WR Jalen Coker not returning week 5 (quad)
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September 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
#FantasyFootball Injuries to Monitor:
WR
McMillan CAR DNP
Tillman CLE LIM
Pearsall SF LIM
Jennings SF LIM
Mclaurin WAS LIM
Godwin TB LIM
Evans TB DNP
Legette CAR DNP
Collins HOU LIM
Worthy KC FULL
Lamb DAL DNP
Nabers NYG DNP
Bonus
CAR WR Jalen Coker not returning week 5 (quad)
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WR
McMillan CAR DNP
Tillman CLE LIM
Pearsall SF LIM
Jennings SF LIM
Mclaurin WAS LIM
Godwin TB LIM
Evans TB DNP
Legette CAR DNP
Collins HOU LIM
Worthy KC FULL
Lamb DAL DNP
Nabers NYG DNP
Bonus
CAR WR Jalen Coker not returning week 5 (quad)
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That sucks Shelton was playing really well before his shoulder flared up #USOpen #USOpen2025
August 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That sucks Shelton was playing really well before his shoulder flared up #USOpen #USOpen2025
First Draft in the books how did I do? #fantasyfootball #nflfantasy
August 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
First Draft in the books how did I do? #fantasyfootball #nflfantasy
Week 1 #NFLfantasy Preview.. a thread 🧵:
Game by Game must start players with some upside sleepers:
First up TNF….
Game by Game must start players with some upside sleepers:
First up TNF….
August 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Week 1 #NFLfantasy Preview.. a thread 🧵:
Game by Game must start players with some upside sleepers:
First up TNF….
Game by Game must start players with some upside sleepers:
First up TNF….
Most NFL Playoff Wins since 2000
August 16, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Most NFL Playoff Wins since 2000
PLAYOFF TIME
Adds for Tuesday:
Matt Wallner MIN OF
Dinger central
Addison Barger TOR 3B
Good hitter decent matchups until Rangers
Matt Shaw CHC IF
Heating up in a good lineup
Stanton NYY DH
Heating up in a desperate lineup
Luis Gil SP
Faces cards, strikeout upside and W chance
#fantasybaseball
Adds for Tuesday:
Matt Wallner MIN OF
Dinger central
Addison Barger TOR 3B
Good hitter decent matchups until Rangers
Matt Shaw CHC IF
Heating up in a good lineup
Stanton NYY DH
Heating up in a desperate lineup
Luis Gil SP
Faces cards, strikeout upside and W chance
#fantasybaseball
August 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
PLAYOFF TIME
Adds for Tuesday:
Matt Wallner MIN OF
Dinger central
Addison Barger TOR 3B
Good hitter decent matchups until Rangers
Matt Shaw CHC IF
Heating up in a good lineup
Stanton NYY DH
Heating up in a desperate lineup
Luis Gil SP
Faces cards, strikeout upside and W chance
#fantasybaseball
Adds for Tuesday:
Matt Wallner MIN OF
Dinger central
Addison Barger TOR 3B
Good hitter decent matchups until Rangers
Matt Shaw CHC IF
Heating up in a good lineup
Stanton NYY DH
Heating up in a desperate lineup
Luis Gil SP
Faces cards, strikeout upside and W chance
#fantasybaseball
Players with league winning potential for your team down the stretch:
Luis Gil
Luke Keaschall
Shane Bieber
Tyler Locklear
Jakob Marsee
It’s important to throw darts at high upside plays this late in the season!
Luis Gil
Luke Keaschall
Shane Bieber
Tyler Locklear
Jakob Marsee
It’s important to throw darts at high upside plays this late in the season!
August 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Players with league winning potential for your team down the stretch:
Luis Gil
Luke Keaschall
Shane Bieber
Tyler Locklear
Jakob Marsee
It’s important to throw darts at high upside plays this late in the season!
Luis Gil
Luke Keaschall
Shane Bieber
Tyler Locklear
Jakob Marsee
It’s important to throw darts at high upside plays this late in the season!