so interesting the way men get bored then circle back. it's like when i get rly into taco bell for a while then get burnt out on it then one day i finally get the taste for it again. except it's not taco bell, it's my pussy

idgaf anout politics until politicians do

if everyone ignores them they will go away

i often wonder if my copper iud has turned green like the statue of liberty

#goon

being bisexual is kinda gayer than being gay

i love when doordash fucks up my order. like good i didn't wanna pay for that shit anyway

i still don't know why people are mad at twitter/x but they took down the blacked™️ page so i am angry now too

i would be such a respectful third like babe i promise i wont take ur man when we r all done. why would i want a man who asks me to fuck another woman in front of me ahahahhahah

sure why not