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David R. Twat
@farkingneckbeard.bsky.social
Got described as "punk" once.
Undefeated at WrestleMania.
🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
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ELP returned at today’s NJPW show and will be at The Dome competing in the NJPW TV Title match at Wrestle Kingdom.

So happy his cancer treatments were successful and he’s back and healthy!! 🤼
December 22, 2024 at 4:20 PM
I remember a time at school where I got put next to one of the popular/disruptive kids for Maths, probably with the intention of helping them get their grades up.

We got along well, until one day, I got him to do a sum on a calculator, where the answer was 8008135.

0 pop.

Miserable cunt.
December 13, 2024 at 4:03 PM
So we're absolutely gonna get some accusations about Robbie soon right? And since it's him, it could literally be anything. My money's on he thought the moon was made of custard until he was 21.
November 28, 2024 at 4:12 PM
For games I've worked on:
November 20, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Overheard a pair of lads talk about a girl one of them is trying to chat up and I'm pretty certain I heard the chaser say that he used ChatGPT for some of his messages.

The bar is so low for men.
November 19, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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Elon and Zuck spent billions and are still losing to MILF Messenger
Bluesky is number 1.
November 17, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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If you're weren't boycotting for BDS here's another reason
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial this year is AI-generated 🤢
November 16, 2024 at 7:41 AM
Ever since I switched to Blue Sky, it's been nothing but wins.
November 14, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Honestly, one of the funniest/best news stories of the year.
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Existence is pain and I have no paracetamol.
November 13, 2024 at 12:42 PM