Farmdaddy
@farmdaddy1.bsky.social
huge fan of honesty and respect for same. born with wink in the year of nike. begetter of three z’s. devout believer in tahbishah.
the only thing about being broke that’s ever truly irksome is the inability to be generous to others. ‘member the first time you footed a $200+ dinner bill, gangsta?
January 4, 2026 at 10:41 PM
the only thing about being broke that’s ever truly irksome is the inability to be generous to others. ‘member the first time you footed a $200+ dinner bill, gangsta?
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2027 is going to be our year.
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
2027 is going to be our year.
he’s gonna fall asleep standing up
January 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
he’s gonna fall asleep standing up
secretary of morons jack frost will now take the podium to say some idiotic things
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
secretary of morons jack frost will now take the podium to say some idiotic things
holy mush mouth, did he just get up from a nap?
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
holy mush mouth, did he just get up from a nap?
like watching a third grader drunkenly reading an essay written by a second grader
January 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
like watching a third grader drunkenly reading an essay written by a second grader
i believe #5 on Seattle U’s basketball team is Collin Jost
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
i believe #5 on Seattle U’s basketball team is Collin Jost
you ever finally get into bed and just…
January 3, 2026 at 2:27 AM
you ever finally get into bed and just…
in 1990 i got a 29 on the ACT, so pretty sure i can build you a house babe
January 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
in 1990 i got a 29 on the ACT, so pretty sure i can build you a house babe
put ketchup on a baked potato and then you’ll understand
January 2, 2026 at 4:24 AM
put ketchup on a baked potato and then you’ll understand
when did grandpa start spitting painful truths—50, 60yo?? ‘cause i’m kinda ready to begin, but i don’t wanna start early
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM
when did grandpa start spitting painful truths—50, 60yo?? ‘cause i’m kinda ready to begin, but i don’t wanna start early
cut my thumb today, cried about it zero.
(waiting for tomorrow when it hurts just a little bit worse)
(waiting for tomorrow when it hurts just a little bit worse)
January 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
cut my thumb today, cried about it zero.
(waiting for tomorrow when it hurts just a little bit worse)
(waiting for tomorrow when it hurts just a little bit worse)
when you leave me alone by myself for a few days andi’ve ‘nothing to do’
January 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
when you leave me alone by myself for a few days andi’ve ‘nothing to do’
i’m 53 and i’ve been watching, we were doing so good as a society at one point. now we’re all about fake gold and marmalade
December 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
i’m 53 and i’ve been watching, we were doing so good as a society at one point. now we’re all about fake gold and marmalade
it’s like nobody appreciates my drunk texts anymore
December 31, 2025 at 5:12 AM
it’s like nobody appreciates my drunk texts anymore
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US airstrikes slaughtering people at sea for transporting....marijuana. A substance that is legal in many states & Trump himself just days ago moved to reclassify.
"First came the scorched boat. Then the mangled bodies. Then the packets with traces of marijuana."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/w...
"First came the scorched boat. Then the mangled bodies. Then the packets with traces of marijuana."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/w...
December 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
US airstrikes slaughtering people at sea for transporting....marijuana. A substance that is legal in many states & Trump himself just days ago moved to reclassify.
"First came the scorched boat. Then the mangled bodies. Then the packets with traces of marijuana."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/w...
"First came the scorched boat. Then the mangled bodies. Then the packets with traces of marijuana."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/w...
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Merry Christmas.
(i’m agnostic at best, and could care less about your personal religious persuasions, but i love-love the extra kindness i see from people i know and don’t this time of year. so hell yes ‘merry christmas’)
(i’m agnostic at best, and could care less about your personal religious persuasions, but i love-love the extra kindness i see from people i know and don’t this time of year. so hell yes ‘merry christmas’)
December 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Merry Christmas.
(i’m agnostic at best, and could care less about your personal religious persuasions, but i love-love the extra kindness i see from people i know and don’t this time of year. so hell yes ‘merry christmas’)
(i’m agnostic at best, and could care less about your personal religious persuasions, but i love-love the extra kindness i see from people i know and don’t this time of year. so hell yes ‘merry christmas’)
(hallmark): thanks—we’ll let you know
Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, & thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to ‘drop him like a dog’ when things got too HOT … Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!”
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
(hallmark): thanks—we’ll let you know
fuck the driving range and practice green, please direct me to the first tee box
December 24, 2025 at 9:58 AM
fuck the driving range and practice green, please direct me to the first tee box
i wanna move to Tapawingo
December 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
i wanna move to Tapawingo
if you’re having trouble explaining why more presents aren’t under the tree this year tell them ice arrested santa claus and tariffs are good domestic economic policy
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
if you’re having trouble explaining why more presents aren’t under the tree this year tell them ice arrested santa claus and tariffs are good domestic economic policy
hard to explain how bad i really want a dune buggie for xmas
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
hard to explain how bad i really want a dune buggie for xmas