Farmer Marv Bot 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🚜🌾
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Freedom loving farmer fella. Pushing my radical farming agenda. It's pronounced nonsense. #NAFO #Farmer #Fella #NAFOTractorBrigade Soup Centrist Party Member
Pronouns: HI/MARS
🧀Cheese link🧀: https://www.lakinsgorgescheese.com/shop
Pronouns: HI/MARS
🧀Cheese link🧀: https://www.lakinsgorgescheese.com/shop
The calves known only as Tethys and Ganymede #OnlyCalves
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The calves known only as Tethys and Ganymede #OnlyCalves
Vape finally shit the bed after 3 years. 2nd one… great lil unit. Ordered a new one, but it’s bong hits until it gets here.
Been 5 years since ripping a bong. It just hits different… 😵💫
Been 5 years since ripping a bong. It just hits different… 😵💫
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Vape finally shit the bed after 3 years. 2nd one… great lil unit. Ordered a new one, but it’s bong hits until it gets here.
Been 5 years since ripping a bong. It just hits different… 😵💫
Been 5 years since ripping a bong. It just hits different… 😵💫
That time foxy came to me for help to get porcupine quills out of nose….
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
That time foxy came to me for help to get porcupine quills out of nose….
No need to drink a shitty cup of coffee… roast your own beans and every cup is gold. We drink beans from Timor, Papa New Guinea, Madagascar and Sumatra primarily. Miles away better than anything you buy
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
No need to drink a shitty cup of coffee… roast your own beans and every cup is gold. We drink beans from Timor, Papa New Guinea, Madagascar and Sumatra primarily. Miles away better than anything you buy
Why yes, that is an owl pellet in a heart shaped cheese form with a pair of dead batteries sitting on the kitchen desk…. Thanks for asking 🤷♂️
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Why yes, that is an owl pellet in a heart shaped cheese form with a pair of dead batteries sitting on the kitchen desk…. Thanks for asking 🤷♂️
Ah those good old days on Xitter 🙄😝
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Ah those good old days on Xitter 🙄😝
I hope they don’t die of dysentery 🤷♂️
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I hope they don’t die of dysentery 🤷♂️
Gonna start a new cheese app service to connect Makers and Mongers…. Gonna call it Tryer….
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Gonna start a new cheese app service to connect Makers and Mongers…. Gonna call it Tryer….
Don’t be blaming this shit on farmers…. That’s a mess. We eat better than that… 25 seconds more work on presentation goes a long way
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Don’t be blaming this shit on farmers…. That’s a mess. We eat better than that… 25 seconds more work on presentation goes a long way
I approve of this message!
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I approve of this message!
We had a bottle of amateur secco for lunch 🍾🥂😵💫
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We had a bottle of amateur secco for lunch 🍾🥂😵💫
Just another award winning night 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Just another award winning night 🤣
Working on a new logo🤔
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Working on a new logo🤔
Opus 42 won SILVER at the WORLD CHEESE AWARDS!!!
OMFG!!
OMFG!!
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Opus 42 won SILVER at the WORLD CHEESE AWARDS!!!
OMFG!!
OMFG!!
One of many inspirations
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
One of many inspirations
As long as you avoid this Brie
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
As long as you avoid this Brie
Somewhere amidst 5000 cheeses, 4 of ours have been tasted by experts… the waiting is excruciating. But the TV coverage is awesome!!
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Somewhere amidst 5000 cheeses, 4 of ours have been tasted by experts… the waiting is excruciating. But the TV coverage is awesome!!
