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“Hey, look ... you knew when you married me that I was a nonworking breed.”
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
“Hey, look ... you knew when you married me that I was a nonworking breed.”
“I’m worried about Frank these days. … It seems he just can’t unwind.”
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“I’m worried about Frank these days. … It seems he just can’t unwind.”
“Well, I’ve got good gnus and I’ve got bad gnus.”
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“Well, I’ve got good gnus and I’ve got bad gnus.”
“Smash your left hand down about right here three times, then twice up in this area, then three times right about here.
… That’s ‘Louie Louie.’”
… That’s ‘Louie Louie.’”
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
“Smash your left hand down about right here three times, then twice up in this area, then three times right about here.
… That’s ‘Louie Louie.’”
… That’s ‘Louie Louie.’”
“Smash your left hand down about right here three times, then twice up in this area, then three times right about here.
… That’s ‘Louie Louie.’”
… That’s ‘Louie Louie.’”
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“Smash your left hand down about right here three times, then twice up in this area, then three times right about here.
… That’s ‘Louie Louie.’”
… That’s ‘Louie Louie.’”
“Smash your left hand down about right here three times, then twice up in this area, then three times right about here.
… That’s ‘Louie Louie.’”
… That’s ‘Louie Louie.’”
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
“Smash your left hand down about right here three times, then twice up in this area, then three times right about here.
… That’s ‘Louie Louie.’”
… That’s ‘Louie Louie.’”
Everything was starting to come into focus for Farmer MacDougal—his missing sheep, his missing beer, and his collie, Shep, who was getting just a little too sociable for his own good.
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Everything was starting to come into focus for Farmer MacDougal—his missing sheep, his missing beer, and his collie, Shep, who was getting just a little too sociable for his own good.
“Okay, let’s start the exam. Stinking caps on, everyone—stinking caps on.”
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“Okay, let’s start the exam. Stinking caps on, everyone—stinking caps on.”
“It’s Mrs. Griffin across the hall. ... Seems a giant tentacle smashed her door in today, grabbed her little shih tzu, and dragged it away. ... She called the Harrisons, buttheirsquid was over at the park!”
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“It’s Mrs. Griffin across the hall. ... Seems a giant tentacle smashed her door in today, grabbed her little shih tzu, and dragged it away. ... She called the Harrisons, buttheirsquid was over at the park!”
“Look here, McGinnis—hundreds of bright copper kettles, warm woolen mittens, brown paper packages tied up with string. … Someone was after a few of this guy’s favorite things.”
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“Look here, McGinnis—hundreds of bright copper kettles, warm woolen mittens, brown paper packages tied up with string. … Someone was after a few of this guy’s favorite things.”
Andy looked up in horror. Right in front of Sally, a worm was emerging from his forehead—and he felt himself turning even redder.
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Andy looked up in horror. Right in front of Sally, a worm was emerging from his forehead—and he felt himself turning even redder.
“Okay, boys—that’ll be enough. … We don’t allow any gunplay in this town.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“Okay, boys—that’ll be enough. … We don’t allow any gunplay in this town.”
“Look at this mob. … We’ll be lucky if there’s even a
seat cushion left.”
seat cushion left.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 AM
“Look at this mob. … We’ll be lucky if there’s even a
seat cushion left.”
seat cushion left.”
“Look at this mob. … We’ll be lucky if there’s even a
seat cushion left.”
seat cushion left.”
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“Look at this mob. … We’ll be lucky if there’s even a
seat cushion left.”
seat cushion left.”
“Now remember—roar just as you leap. … These things have some of the greatest expressions.”
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“Now remember—roar just as you leap. … These things have some of the greatest expressions.”
Mr. Ed spills his guts.
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Mr. Ed spills his guts.
“Whoa! This just looks like regular spaghetti! … Where’s my Earthworms Alfredo?”
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
“Whoa! This just looks like regular spaghetti! … Where’s my Earthworms Alfredo?”
Unfair animal names
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Unfair animal names
“Do I like it? Do Ilikeit? … Dang it, Thelma, youknowmy feelings on barbed wire!”
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“Do I like it? Do Ilikeit? … Dang it, Thelma, youknowmy feelings on barbed wire!”
“Well, this is great. … Some imbecile has taken the key from under the mat!”
November 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“Well, this is great. … Some imbecile has taken the key from under the mat!”
“And now we’ll see if it attacks its own reflection.”
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
“And now we’ll see if it attacks its own reflection.”
As Nyles left the safari club, his stomach suddenly knotted up. Foolishly, he had ignored the warnings not to park his Land Rover in this part of Tanzania.
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
As Nyles left the safari club, his stomach suddenly knotted up. Foolishly, he had ignored the warnings not to park his Land Rover in this part of Tanzania.
“Well, Douglas! I noticed during the exam your eyes weren’t exactly rotating in their sockets.”
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“Well, Douglas! I noticed during the exam your eyes weren’t exactly rotating in their sockets.”
Innocent and carefree, Stuart’s left hand didn’t know what the right was doing.
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Innocent and carefree, Stuart’s left hand didn’t know what the right was doing.
The deadly couch cobra—coiled and alert in its natural habitat.
November 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The deadly couch cobra—coiled and alert in its natural habitat.