i need a spotify wrapped for how many hours i spent pooping on company time

i girlbossed too close to the sun and now i somehow have to present an app i haven’t started developing to the CIO and CFO of my company lord help me

ok fuck it dana and i are moving next year

man i want to move to LA so bad

we’re engaged now!

peepeepoopoo

i dedicate my first post to documenting how my girlfriend and i got together