Fart Decider
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Happy to lurk, type the ocasional drunken comment, and be the decider
They should try an exploding cigar, that might work
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They should try an exploding cigar, that might work
For that cozy gas station feeling at home
October 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
For that cozy gas station feeling at home
The NYT is just a grey hoe masquerading as a grey lady, a total hoe for fash. Pathetique
October 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The NYT is just a grey hoe masquerading as a grey lady, a total hoe for fash. Pathetique
The massive constipation would certainly take your mind away from your depression. Meat sweats won’t be pretty either
October 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The massive constipation would certainly take your mind away from your depression. Meat sweats won’t be pretty either
I asked a squirrel about autism in squirrels and it just stared at me without saying anything so I interpreted its silence as a sign that squirrels don’t have autism; in fact squirrels do not take any Tylenol during pregnancy or afterwards. Not fans of vaccines either
September 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I asked a squirrel about autism in squirrels and it just stared at me without saying anything so I interpreted its silence as a sign that squirrels don’t have autism; in fact squirrels do not take any Tylenol during pregnancy or afterwards. Not fans of vaccines either
Isn’t that a Zapata quote, or at least mis attributed to him? Zapata would not be in his side, at all.
September 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Isn’t that a Zapata quote, or at least mis attributed to him? Zapata would not be in his side, at all.
No joke whatsoever. “Mueller Time” enlightened me to the fact that “principled” republicans was an oxymoron, and had been for a while
September 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
No joke whatsoever. “Mueller Time” enlightened me to the fact that “principled” republicans was an oxymoron, and had been for a while
I have seen for the last, ( practically) two years , people suffering horrors beyond my comprehension finding solace in their belief of God
September 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I have seen for the last, ( practically) two years , people suffering horrors beyond my comprehension finding solace in their belief of God
How ironic that it was the current pious religious mainstream belief system that made me a believer again; if Jesus, or a second offspring of god where to set foot on this world again, he or she/them would be publicly executed ipso facto again
September 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
How ironic that it was the current pious religious mainstream belief system that made me a believer again; if Jesus, or a second offspring of god where to set foot on this world again, he or she/them would be publicly executed ipso facto again
Just one more lurch to the right man , just one more and I’m done. I’m serious this time
September 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Just one more lurch to the right man , just one more and I’m done. I’m serious this time
It’s in the gospels, heal the sick, feed the hungry , worship the Lord by deeds an not prayers and while you are at it f$ck them unhoused folks literally. Saint Newsome shows you the entry level path to it
September 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It’s in the gospels, heal the sick, feed the hungry , worship the Lord by deeds an not prayers and while you are at it f$ck them unhoused folks literally. Saint Newsome shows you the entry level path to it
In the year of the lord 2025, “red meat for the base” it’s no longer a metaphor
September 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
In the year of the lord 2025, “red meat for the base” it’s no longer a metaphor
Thousands of actual human lives are at stake ffs, glad your inhumanity and racism allows you to “get over yourself” . Pretty standard white liberalism if you ask me. Racist as F by
September 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Thousands of actual human lives are at stake ffs, glad your inhumanity and racism allows you to “get over yourself” . Pretty standard white liberalism if you ask me. Racist as F by
and even his administration never recognized Palestine as a state
September 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
and even his administration never recognized Palestine as a state
That two state solution requires two states signing into that, so maybe the correct question is where she
supports the recognition of Palestine as a State, protected by international law and treaties. That’s where the lie about a 2 state solution falls flat. Her husband signed the Oslo accords
supports the recognition of Palestine as a State, protected by international law and treaties. That’s where the lie about a 2 state solution falls flat. Her husband signed the Oslo accords
September 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
That two state solution requires two states signing into that, so maybe the correct question is where she
supports the recognition of Palestine as a State, protected by international law and treaties. That’s where the lie about a 2 state solution falls flat. Her husband signed the Oslo accords
supports the recognition of Palestine as a State, protected by international law and treaties. That’s where the lie about a 2 state solution falls flat. Her husband signed the Oslo accords
Big if true, indeed
September 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Big if true, indeed
Thing is maybe it’ll be good to settle once and for all who is truly deemed worth entry to heaven for eternity; because if it’s THEM, maybe I’ll become a Marxist- Atheist in the most earnest possible way
September 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Thing is maybe it’ll be good to settle once and for all who is truly deemed worth entry to heaven for eternity; because if it’s THEM, maybe I’ll become a Marxist- Atheist in the most earnest possible way
Props to Minister (and lawyer) Bernice King, keeping his legacy alive and educating folks where her father truly stood and what he meant. (If she has a higher/more correct honorary please let me know)
September 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Props to Minister (and lawyer) Bernice King, keeping his legacy alive and educating folks where her father truly stood and what he meant. (If she has a higher/more correct honorary please let me know)
They are part of the protected class, no matter the outcome, they’ll be okay, they’ve got the money and the resources to bail if it gets dire for them. Their kids attend the same schools. They won’t sacrifice that protection for us the unwashed masses
September 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
They are part of the protected class, no matter the outcome, they’ll be okay, they’ve got the money and the resources to bail if it gets dire for them. Their kids attend the same schools. They won’t sacrifice that protection for us the unwashed masses
“They’re taking our jobs!” Sure they are, they’re taking them back to South Korea or another country instead of creating those jerbs for ya
September 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
“They’re taking our jobs!” Sure they are, they’re taking them back to South Korea or another country instead of creating those jerbs for ya
Tell them how the scariest part of having a minor accident or minor health episode is having to ride on an ambulance to the hospital because of the cost
September 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Tell them how the scariest part of having a minor accident or minor health episode is having to ride on an ambulance to the hospital because of the cost