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Fartin Van Buren
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#8 in Presidents, #1 in flatulence
I’m so happy for you
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I recall seeing it a lot in conversations around certain drone strikes in Iraq many years ago
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I don’t sincerely expect that Trump was engaged enough for this to be a live possibility, but does this authority ever rest as high as the president?
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Which reminds me of the voir dire from the one time I was called for jury duty. Judge asks what our personal experiences with the police are. Get near the end and a guy who had already spoken raises his hand - “I just remembered. My house was raided by the fbi last week does that count?”
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Whoops. Need more coffee
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
To my mind the best next step is getting Republican congressmen in districts with special elections (vs gov appointment) to resign. In previous generations this would normally involve party switching but that seems less plausible to me.
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
In which I just now have realized how crazy it is that Wade Boggs’s name was basically a job description
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Why are comey’s motions in front of two different judges?
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I need to know. Was she allowed to keep it?
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Just fucking export it as a pdf and text it to yourself like a normal person
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Operation rump rammer under way 🫡
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Democrats every time Republicans lie
a cat with its mouth open is sitting on a couch .
ALT: a cat with its mouth open is sitting on a couch .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
What are the documents currently being released by the dem committee and how is that distinct from what I assume is a broader set of documents this discharge petition seeks to release?
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I have literally been directed to stop writing in such complete sentences when communicating with certain high powered people before
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Who among us?
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM