Green sonic
@fastestgreenalive.bsky.social
I am Sonic but GREEN.
I will post purely silly things because I am secretly a clown🤡
If youre slow you wont keep up cause im a real fast boy
my best friend is blue tails
my food is cold weiners
Please do note that I do sometimes get political
Yeah
I will post purely silly things because I am secretly a clown🤡
If youre slow you wont keep up cause im a real fast boy
my best friend is blue tails
my food is cold weiners
Please do note that I do sometimes get political
Yeah
"I'm don't like green"
BITCH WHY YOU TALKING TO ME THEN?? ARE YOU COLORBLIND OR SMTH
BITCH WHY YOU TALKING TO ME THEN?? ARE YOU COLORBLIND OR SMTH
January 29, 2026 at 4:03 AM
"I'm don't like green"
BITCH WHY YOU TALKING TO ME THEN?? ARE YOU COLORBLIND OR SMTH
BITCH WHY YOU TALKING TO ME THEN?? ARE YOU COLORBLIND OR SMTH
For the last goddamn time I am not SCOURGE
January 27, 2026 at 3:04 PM
For the last goddamn time I am not SCOURGE
I'm into underground games
NO like REALLY underground games
like minecraft
NO like REALLY underground games
like minecraft
January 27, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I'm into underground games
NO like REALLY underground games
like minecraft
NO like REALLY underground games
like minecraft
This post was too funny so we had to redact it. Have a nice day.
January 27, 2026 at 12:59 AM
This post was too funny so we had to redact it. Have a nice day.
I'm so green today
January 25, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I'm so green today
This is how it feels to chew five gum
January 21, 2026 at 5:25 AM
This is how it feels to chew five gum
If I turned blue I would tell you but I am still green
January 16, 2026 at 9:48 PM
If I turned blue I would tell you but I am still green
Happy holidays from Green sonic
December 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Happy holidays from Green sonic
I'm Green Sonic
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I'm Green Sonic
dang dang diggity danga dang dang dang diggity danga dang
October 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
dang dang diggity danga dang dang dang diggity danga dang
the cheese is in the roof
October 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
the cheese is in the roof
Reposted by Green sonic
Vaping is just smoking except you don't at least look cool doing it
October 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Vaping is just smoking except you don't at least look cool doing it
I'm gonna blow up
September 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I'm gonna blow up
Fuck you im hungry
September 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Fuck you im hungry
meet me at the hotel room - Pitbull
September 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
meet me at the hotel room - Pitbull
You gotta help me save red mobius!!
September 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You gotta help me save red mobius!!
Omw to commit a hate crime against Orange Doctor Robotnik
August 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Omw to commit a hate crime against Orange Doctor Robotnik
All women born after 1990 know is Mcdonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie💔
July 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
All women born after 1990 know is Mcdonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie💔
They always forget that the last day of creation was actually the day that God created Green Sonic
May 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
They always forget that the last day of creation was actually the day that God created Green Sonic
Sometimes I feel sad when ppl insult me, and then I remember that they wouldn't say that shit to my face
May 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Sometimes I feel sad when ppl insult me, and then I remember that they wouldn't say that shit to my face