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The Just In Quesadilla

It's all about the Brackets

The original SNES version. Complete with blood code, nudity code, hot coffee mod, and way too many racial stereotypes. In retrospect the developers probably should have removed all the blackface, the Auschwitz level, and the pin the tail on the sorority girl mini game.

Isn't AI art just the worst?

One move that will really finish him.

Fatal ConfliX is like Severance. Except we sever more body parts.

Also we don't have a high scifi concept, fascinating mystery, Adam Scott, Norman Rockwell-esque work aesthetic, addicting cliffhangers, or whip smart writing.

But other than that we're just like Severance.

In addition to fights, Fatal ConfliX competitions included:

Contest your Fright - survive Fatal ConfliX's haunted house.

Contest your Rights - debate competitions with fatal outcomes.

Contest your Appetite - pie and hotdog eating contests. You win. For your opponents it's their last meal.

Fatal ConfliX schedule for Lord Kennedy v Madeline Frightnight

5 PM - Trash talk-a-thon
5:30 PM - Weigh In
6:30 PM - Mincha
7 PM - Opening slaughter Coven of Karens
8 PM - Round 1
8:05 PM - Dunkin Donuts halftime show
9 PM - Round 2
9:05 PM - Round 3 if necessary
9:10 PM - Memorial Service

When matters aren't settled, don't settle for a settlement.

In Fatal ConfliX, winners take all! Property damage compensation, restraining orders overturned, full child custody, and all 10 pints of blood.

Screw taking them to court. Literally bleed them dry!

Honor, revenge, perfection of self. There are many reasons to compete in Fatal ConfliX.

Let Demon Dimension Upholstery sponsor your fight for glory this season!

In Fatal ConfliX, two enter the ring, only one leaves.

Then eventually the other leaves because like... we're not going to let some loser stay in our ring forever. But he can get housing accommodations at the Fatal CompleX.

Finish your opponent with a Fatal Consequence!