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I'm of the online age where I strongly prefer to read an article and need a lot of convincing to click on a video link yet watch an inordinate amount of YouTube content.
I think it's a 7 year age range of 35-42 year olds (at least my friend group) who are like that and we're definitely the outliers
I think it's a 7 year age range of 35-42 year olds (at least my friend group) who are like that and we're definitely the outliers
December 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I'm of the online age where I strongly prefer to read an article and need a lot of convincing to click on a video link yet watch an inordinate amount of YouTube content.
I think it's a 7 year age range of 35-42 year olds (at least my friend group) who are like that and we're definitely the outliers
I think it's a 7 year age range of 35-42 year olds (at least my friend group) who are like that and we're definitely the outliers
Outside of Spielberg's '75-'82 run, it's probably the best (at least as far as my tastes go).
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Outside of Spielberg's '75-'82 run, it's probably the best (at least as far as my tastes go).
The joke in our house when the zero pops up is "no worries, the phone says it feels like nothing."
December 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The joke in our house when the zero pops up is "no worries, the phone says it feels like nothing."
This level of commitment to his "not getting the joke" bit is impressive but damn it seems exhausting to go through life like this.
December 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This level of commitment to his "not getting the joke" bit is impressive but damn it seems exhausting to go through life like this.
Anora, King's Speech, The Artist, Chicago, Driving Miss Daisy, Out of Africa (boring AF but absolutely gorgeous to look at).
That being said, the 70s might be the perfect decade of winners. Everyone is an absolute banger
That being said, the 70s might be the perfect decade of winners. Everyone is an absolute banger
December 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Anora, King's Speech, The Artist, Chicago, Driving Miss Daisy, Out of Africa (boring AF but absolutely gorgeous to look at).
That being said, the 70s might be the perfect decade of winners. Everyone is an absolute banger
That being said, the 70s might be the perfect decade of winners. Everyone is an absolute banger
Saw an Insta story & this girl saying when she sees couples out and about she can tell if the guy has never dated a baddie before and how they basically turn their lives over to them and she says it's very sweet but very obvious.
Anyways I immediately thought of Klay and don't blame him one bit
Anyways I immediately thought of Klay and don't blame him one bit
December 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Saw an Insta story & this girl saying when she sees couples out and about she can tell if the guy has never dated a baddie before and how they basically turn their lives over to them and she says it's very sweet but very obvious.
Anyways I immediately thought of Klay and don't blame him one bit
Anyways I immediately thought of Klay and don't blame him one bit
What's wild to me is that her claim was that they would talk on the phone for hours and...wooo boy, I can't listen to that voice for more than a sentence and she's over there listening to him describe the things he wants to do to her for hours on end.
She's definitely built different.
She's definitely built different.
December 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
What's wild to me is that her claim was that they would talk on the phone for hours and...wooo boy, I can't listen to that voice for more than a sentence and she's over there listening to him describe the things he wants to do to her for hours on end.
She's definitely built different.
She's definitely built different.
Colin Farrell is sneaky funny. In Bruges is a criminally underwatched movie
December 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Colin Farrell is sneaky funny. In Bruges is a criminally underwatched movie
I feel like this is the best proof yet of how Twitter has broken the brains of media elites
To the avg American who reads the Post/Times, this is a reporter they've never heard of that flirted with RFK..
They all convinced themselves she was fascinating but apparently no one else felt that way
To the avg American who reads the Post/Times, this is a reporter they've never heard of that flirted with RFK..
They all convinced themselves she was fascinating but apparently no one else felt that way
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I feel like this is the best proof yet of how Twitter has broken the brains of media elites
To the avg American who reads the Post/Times, this is a reporter they've never heard of that flirted with RFK..
They all convinced themselves she was fascinating but apparently no one else felt that way
To the avg American who reads the Post/Times, this is a reporter they've never heard of that flirted with RFK..
They all convinced themselves she was fascinating but apparently no one else felt that way
Damn, I hope for her sake that advance ain't recoupable
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Damn, I hope for her sake that advance ain't recoupable
Jesus, that's mean...and accurate.
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Jesus, that's mean...and accurate.
At some point an editor has to raise their hand during the pitch and ask "so you want me to believe that not only is the drug dealer is trying to pivot towards a drug free product...but you're claiming a lot of them are doing this?"
December 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
At some point an editor has to raise their hand during the pitch and ask "so you want me to believe that not only is the drug dealer is trying to pivot towards a drug free product...but you're claiming a lot of them are doing this?"
Which is wild because they are relatively cheap places to eat, plus due to how noisy they are and how quickly they get your food out, they are perfect places to bring your kids out for a meal.
S & W Country Diner in Culver City is one of the things I miss most after moving away, I loved that place.
S & W Country Diner in Culver City is one of the things I miss most after moving away, I loved that place.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Which is wild because they are relatively cheap places to eat, plus due to how noisy they are and how quickly they get your food out, they are perfect places to bring your kids out for a meal.
S & W Country Diner in Culver City is one of the things I miss most after moving away, I loved that place.
S & W Country Diner in Culver City is one of the things I miss most after moving away, I loved that place.
She divorced Jeffe and walked away with around $36 Billion. Since then, she has donated nearly $19 Billion to charity and now has a net worth of (according to Forbes) $34 Billion.
From the looks of it, there's a struggle giving it away fast enough before she can make it back
From the looks of it, there's a struggle giving it away fast enough before she can make it back
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
She divorced Jeffe and walked away with around $36 Billion. Since then, she has donated nearly $19 Billion to charity and now has a net worth of (according to Forbes) $34 Billion.
From the looks of it, there's a struggle giving it away fast enough before she can make it back
From the looks of it, there's a struggle giving it away fast enough before she can make it back
This is the closest I've seen to the 2 America's argument on leg washing in the shower. One side is horrified that not only are you not doing it but unbothered that people know that about you and the other side just says "it's totally normal and actually saves you time."
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This is the closest I've seen to the 2 America's argument on leg washing in the shower. One side is horrified that not only are you not doing it but unbothered that people know that about you and the other side just says "it's totally normal and actually saves you time."
People are so helpful on here 🙄
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
People are so helpful on here 🙄
A common enemy, we got one
Now keep it banging like a shotgun
We in a war before we fought one
Now if you're tired of working from day to day
A common enemy, we got one
Now keep it banging like a shotgun
We in a war before we fought one
Now if you're tired of working from day to day
A common enemy, we got one
December 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A common enemy, we got one
Now keep it banging like a shotgun
We in a war before we fought one
Now if you're tired of working from day to day
A common enemy, we got one
Now keep it banging like a shotgun
We in a war before we fought one
Now if you're tired of working from day to day
A common enemy, we got one
While you guys are laughing, this hero is out here curing Meniere's Disease with a couple props he got from Carrot Top.
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM
While you guys are laughing, this hero is out here curing Meniere's Disease with a couple props he got from Carrot Top.
Yeah. I'm not sure Kelly's coaching style of "STFU and take the blame while I throw all of you under the bus after a loss" is really that effective when the path to the exit sign is lined with $100 bills
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Yeah. I'm not sure Kelly's coaching style of "STFU and take the blame while I throw all of you under the bus after a loss" is really that effective when the path to the exit sign is lined with $100 bills
Man gets into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame and all of the sudden he's Phillipe Gaston
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Man gets into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame and all of the sudden he's Phillipe Gaston
If he saw a capsized boat then there was no way for him to see what was in it
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If he saw a capsized boat then there was no way for him to see what was in it
Cal can at least say "we never actually gave that moron a diploma", Fordham, on the other hand, may never recover.
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Cal can at least say "we never actually gave that moron a diploma", Fordham, on the other hand, may never recover.
Halle Berry is teaching the world that no one has fewer fucks to give than rich women of a certain age.
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Halle Berry is teaching the world that no one has fewer fucks to give than rich women of a certain age.