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To bad he would kill their chances to get to the SB.
February 14, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I’m about as surprised as when I eat beans and wonder if I’ll fart.
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 AM
It’s time for all these shitbags to go down. All of them.
February 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Fort Knox with momma on the program.
February 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
It looks like he does not use toilet paper when wiping his orange generous ass.
February 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
JJ McCarthy is a complete pantload
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
K9….the goddamn man!
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Good - the Hawks would tell him to get fucked anyway.
February 9, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Athletics, art and fashion - he was the triple crown winner of our generation
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
So it finally comes out….a Pats fan and a Trumper. I guess rooting for a 34 time felon, racist and Epstein’s best friend who treats people like shit and demeans immigrants with glee is some qualities that make you such a stand up fan.

I hope you enjoyed Kid Rock and watching the Pats get trashed
February 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
You can’t separate the team from the ownership and organization - they are the bad guys.

Do you want me to start calling out players as well….Stefon Diggs is a good place to start. Strangulation and assault are not quality characteristics.

But you be you….

The dude
February 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck….well…..

Also, I’m a Hawks fan so I’m bread to be intolerant to the Pats. Despite beating the crap out of them yesterday, I’m still not over the last matchup.

I speak for all Hawks fans. The Pats are frauds, cheats and they are a Trump franchise.
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
How one man was gifted with so many talents is beyond comprehension.

Lamar is first ballot hall of fame. That is a hill I’ll die on.
February 9, 2026 at 7:03 PM
When did I ruin lives and careers? I said Kraft is a greasy douchebag (he is - that is an objective fact). Also, their past cheating makes them untrustworthy.

If that ruins lives and careers….well I guess I’m for ruining lives and careers because both are true.
February 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
So many unspoken heroes….the Olympics requires you to give a shoutout to Lamar Latrell’s record performance during the Greek Games representing Tri-Lambs against the greatly feared Alpha-Betas.

I consider his performance the single greatest sports moment of my generation.

Simply breathtaking
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
It must be said that there is one other of the greats that does not get enough attention.

Al Bundy’s 4 TD in state playing for Polk High despite squaring up against his arch nemesis Bubba “Spare Tire” Dixon was without a doubt one of the greatest athletic performances of our generation.
February 9, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Sorry about the typo….you may question deflate gate and them stealing play calls in the past (I don’t) but the fact is, Robert Kraft is a Trump loving, Epstein buddy, and solicitor of prostitution.

Why….because he is a greasy douchebag.

Also, Pats are ass. The Hawks showed the Pats are ass.
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Thanks for the opportunity to respond.

The Oats are greasy douchebags for three reasons:

1) Robert Kraft is a complete scumbag. Soliciting prostitution,Epstein,Trump.

2) They cheat - stealing calls, deflate gate, etc.

3) Brady - because he is the best ever and it sucks we didn’t have him
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Nostalgia is by far the best quality of that game.

I will add however, that playoff baseball is damn good and I like it.

It’s just the season….wake me up when it’s over.
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
To each their own and candidly, I wish I could like baseball, but it is called a pastime for a reason - a way to pass time and try not to be bored out of your mind.

I am envious of you….cant do it.
February 9, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Say it with me…..baseball is a pantload. Don’t get me wrong. I will cheer on the Mariners in the postseason, but that game is the most boring crap during the never ending games and season.

162 games….none are statistically relevant, so no game feels important outside the playoffs.
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 AM
My hat is off to you. I wish I could enjoy these sports, but they are a complete pantload compared to football.
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Why so close?
February 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Yup…the long slog of the offseason is upon us and we have to sustain on baseball and basketball which is like eating ass for 6 months.
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I’m positive we would have given the Broncos the beating of their life.

Wait, didn’t we already do that to those greasy douchebags?
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM