Father Autismo
@fatherautismo.bsky.social
I need another bottle of cigarette.
May 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I need another bottle of cigarette.
I am now a planarian.
May 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I am now a planarian.
My gut microbiome is partying through me but without me.
May 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My gut microbiome is partying through me but without me.
I identify as y'alternative-sexual.
May 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I identify as y'alternative-sexual.
Now serving rabbit noodle poodle, possum blossom, and ostrich beak porridge. Our house special today is Chilean Sea Bass and an aggressive Zinfandel.
May 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Now serving rabbit noodle poodle, possum blossom, and ostrich beak porridge. Our house special today is Chilean Sea Bass and an aggressive Zinfandel.
I wish I was Dragon Ball era Goku autism flavored.
May 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I wish I was Dragon Ball era Goku autism flavored.
I am going to perform sudoku.
May 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I am going to perform sudoku.
Autism Fact: You know you're autistic when you enjoy modular synths.
April 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Autism Fact: You know you're autistic when you enjoy modular synths.
Ferrets would be great criminal analysts.
April 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Ferrets would be great criminal analysts.
Bots are my only friends.
April 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Bots are my only friends.
Thelonious Wunk
April 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Thelonious Wunk
The existence of super powers implies the existence of sudo powers.
April 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The existence of super powers implies the existence of sudo powers.
Scientists have graphically depicted autism. This is its appearance:
April 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Scientists have graphically depicted autism. This is its appearance:
Mmm. ⅓ lbs burgers.
April 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Mmm. ⅓ lbs burgers.
I'm going to voodoo George Soros into an Olympic Sprinter.
April 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I'm going to voodoo George Soros into an Olympic Sprinter.
🚨New Conspiracy Drop🚨
April 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
🚨New Conspiracy Drop🚨
We should subsidize years to companies.
Ex: Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment
Ex: Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment
April 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
We should subsidize years to companies.
Ex: Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment
Ex: Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment
I wish I had the job security and cognitive dissonance of Pete Hegseth.
April 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I wish I had the job security and cognitive dissonance of Pete Hegseth.
Check out my new ride.
April 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Check out my new ride.
When God created the heavens and the earth, he declared the Musteloidea Superfamily the most autistic of all the Eukaryota and saw that it was good.
April 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
When God created the heavens and the earth, he declared the Musteloidea Superfamily the most autistic of all the Eukaryota and saw that it was good.
I wish people who think that plastic surgery is cool would also think that lobotomy is cool.
April 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I wish people who think that plastic surgery is cool would also think that lobotomy is cool.
I am RFK's worst nightmare.
April 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I am RFK's worst nightmare.
Excel™ is an S-Tier autism activity.
April 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Excel™ is an S-Tier autism activity.