Father Malecus
fathermalecus.bsky.social
Father Malecus
@fathermalecus.bsky.social
No, not that kind of father. But pronounced whichever way you think is right.
『Scrunkle Avatar by Dee the Sphinx』
"Your vibe attracts your tribe". People are nice to you because you are the kind of person who goes out of their way to do things for others knowing it'll help them feed good about themselves. It's a positive feedback loop of kindness and appreciation.
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Find an old cartoon series from your childhood on YouTube and binge it. Post about the episodes on social media to start a conversation. Fun times, nostalgia, and before you know it, it’ll be time to board!
December 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Dream-doppelganger or sleep-spy? Or just your subconscious trying to tell you to look at yourself with a fresh pair of eyes?
December 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I refuse to call technology advanced until it's been proven to be more durable. Sci-fi movies have taught me that the future of tech will give us tech components that will be reliable after decades and centuries of use.
December 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Sometimes Life tries to make your day a sitcom, and sometimes it tries to make you the punchline for a joke.
December 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I send you the luck of a timely departure and a relaxingly quiet flight!
December 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Of all the fans you have that will never give up on you; it's a shame one of them isn't the one that keeps your PC cool
December 13, 2025 at 9:39 AM
“It will get better” is a fundamental mantra.
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A cute nailhead shark waifu.
December 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Always make sure to wear an iron ring to such places. In the event of fae, combining one with a firm welcoming handshake will help establish the upper hand (no pun intended) when haggling over the price of goods.
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It's about that time of year for another bug to start going around; best to get it over and done with ASAP.

Remember to get plenty of sleep & liquids, but not at the same time.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Please keep in mind that Dickens added a shot about the lack of value of "United States' security" in his famous 'A Christmas Carol' because several states willfully defaulted on their debts to British investors. This was in the 1830s-'40s. This speaks well to their levels of historical integrity.
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Oooh, this one's ready for the front cover of some lucky book!
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Unfortunately, the horror movies of the '80s have firmly established that many cabin events are quite fatal (albeit usually after your implied version occurs).
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 AM
That's some mighty high-class garbage!
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I couldn't have winced harder and sucked in more air if I had banged my shin.
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
You verbally paint such an idyllic scene!
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The only thing better than Timmy's is brewing it yourself. (Please tell me you ordered a double-double.)
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It’s more likely than you think.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Take care, Dee! Remember that for every mile of road, there’s two miles of ditch.
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Remember how their motto was "don't be evil", then later "do the right thing", then about a decade ago they just quietly dropped it?
October 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I'm going to need some definitions for 'strange' and 'suspicious'. There are those who would see egg nog as a suspicious potion, and people offering it as suspicious.
October 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I believe the first thing would be a need to establish the status of the kuato: are they also a traffic cop, a conjoined bystander, or a psychic working with the local police force? From there, you could figure out which one to talk to while pulled over, and which one to open your mind to.
October 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Always an Adobe alternative...
October 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM