Connor, you can take mini Vini out ya pocket now, lad. Boss performance reds #YNWA

Is it a prerequisite that all Uber drivers must have really bad flatulence, or do they just send the afflicted ones to pick me up in the morning?

#UberFarts

LFC CHAMPIONS 24/25

How fucking boss is that!!

I love this club so much.

#YNWA #TWENTYTIMES

COME OOOONNNN !!!!!

Just watched a compilation of Alexis Mac Allister's goals throughout his career so far and every fucking one is a belter! Always blams the net from 30 yards at least. Put him on free kick duty next season.

Arsenal played well tonight. A combination of world-class goalkeeping and lack of a proper no.9 made the difference. And for what it's worth, that was never a pen in a million years.

THIS IS MAGICAL !!!

#LFC #20TIMES

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -George Orwell

1984 / 2025

Harvey Elliott, take a bow, son.

#LFC

11 points clear. That's rather good, isn't it?

#LFC

Oranges are the king of fruits.... fight me!!

Hey, remember when Russell Brand called Nigel Farage "a pound shop Enoch Powell" & "we better watch him" and now he's bezzies with lemo jr & incel kermet? Yeah..

Just done a really long bedtime wee. WBU?

Can Twitter just die now please? Thanks.