The Kool-Aid man, but he whispers "oh, yes"
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 AM
The Kool-Aid man, but he whispers "oh, yes"
An OnlyFans page dedicated to the sounds l make on leg day
January 17, 2026 at 1:20 AM
An OnlyFans page dedicated to the sounds l make on leg day
Damien Hirst relaxes by lounging on a bisectional cowch
January 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Damien Hirst relaxes by lounging on a bisectional cowch
Non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non
Non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non
BATTEHOMME!
Non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non
BATTEHOMME!
January 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non
Non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non
BATTEHOMME!
Non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non
BATTEHOMME!
Reposted by Fat Tony
PSA: You should be watching Awesome Games Done Quick all week.
Marty's latest Patreon column on why the speedrunning charity event is a blast, even if you like taking your time with games -- www.patreon.com/posts/column...
Marty's latest Patreon column on why the speedrunning charity event is a blast, even if you like taking your time with games -- www.patreon.com/posts/column...
January 6, 2026 at 3:19 PM
PSA: You should be watching Awesome Games Done Quick all week.
Marty's latest Patreon column on why the speedrunning charity event is a blast, even if you like taking your time with games -- www.patreon.com/posts/column...
Marty's latest Patreon column on why the speedrunning charity event is a blast, even if you like taking your time with games -- www.patreon.com/posts/column...
Thought about trying bobsledding but that's a slippery slope
January 1, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Thought about trying bobsledding but that's a slippery slope
2025 ate shit. Hopefully 2026 eats less shit.
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 AM
2025 ate shit. Hopefully 2026 eats less shit.
Titillate an axolotl
December 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Titillate an axolotl
Didn't realize "come, all ye faithful" was so literal
December 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Didn't realize "come, all ye faithful" was so literal
Reposted by Fat Tony
Oh the weather outside is frightful
But your study looks delightful
Let me flap through your door
Nevermore, Nevermore, Nevermore
But your study looks delightful
Let me flap through your door
Nevermore, Nevermore, Nevermore
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Oh the weather outside is frightful
But your study looks delightful
Let me flap through your door
Nevermore, Nevermore, Nevermore
But your study looks delightful
Let me flap through your door
Nevermore, Nevermore, Nevermore
A website where you get screamed at by people that like you, OrneryFans
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
A website where you get screamed at by people that like you, OrneryFans
Kissing my wife and softly whispering "this one is for Burl Ives"
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Kissing my wife and softly whispering "this one is for Burl Ives"
Oedipus? I sure hope he did!
November 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Oedipus? I sure hope he did!
*In a universe where roses are called smelly farty poo butts*
"What's in a name? That which we call a smelly farty poo butt, by any other name would smell as sweet"
"What's in a name? That which we call a smelly farty poo butt, by any other name would smell as sweet"
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
*In a universe where roses are called smelly farty poo butts*
"What's in a name? That which we call a smelly farty poo butt, by any other name would smell as sweet"
"What's in a name? That which we call a smelly farty poo butt, by any other name would smell as sweet"
*Planchette slowly moves, spelling "S-Q-U-E-E-E-A-K S-Q-U-E-E-E-A-K S-Q-U-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-A-K"*
-Squeegee Board
-Squeegee Board
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
*Planchette slowly moves, spelling "S-Q-U-E-E-E-A-K S-Q-U-E-E-E-A-K S-Q-U-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-A-K"*
-Squeegee Board
-Squeegee Board
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn
October 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn
Looking for new workout clothes and tickled fully pink by what good friends the models are.
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Looking for new workout clothes and tickled fully pink by what good friends the models are.
Winsome, you lose some.
Wason Center poll | 9/8-9/14 LV
Virginia Governor
🟦Abigail Spanberger 52%
🟥Winsome Earle-Sears 40%
Undecided/don’t know 8%
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Virginia Governor
🟦Abigail Spanberger 52%
🟥Winsome Earle-Sears 40%
Undecided/don’t know 8%
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mcusercontent.com
September 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Winsome, you lose some.
Engaging in post-leg day QWOPping
August 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Engaging in post-leg day QWOPping
It says a lot about the world that we, as a society, have forgiven and forgotten Liberty Mutual's depressingly terrible jingle.
August 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It says a lot about the world that we, as a society, have forgiven and forgotten Liberty Mutual's depressingly terrible jingle.
Have been informed the lyrics to that Kpop Demon Hunter song is not, in fact, "no more hiding, now I'm shining, like I'm
August 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Have been informed the lyrics to that Kpop Demon Hunter song is not, in fact, "no more hiding, now I'm shining, like I'm
Reposted by Fat Tony
Sonic the Hedgehog gets his appendix out
November 14, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Sonic the Hedgehog gets his appendix out
Let he who has not written an affectionate poem in the shape of a naked woman with Sharpie pubic hair cast the first stone
July 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Let he who has not written an affectionate poem in the shape of a naked woman with Sharpie pubic hair cast the first stone
"There is nothing more reviled than an 'awk," said the dormouse
July 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"There is nothing more reviled than an 'awk," said the dormouse
Sisyphus, glumly: it's all downhill from here
June 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sisyphus, glumly: it's all downhill from here