Faustian Bargain
@faustianbargain.bsky.social
Hopeless cynic, systems/kubernetes engineer, gardener, 2 cats and a dog
Keep calm and carry on
June 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Keep calm and carry on
Thank you for your posting service
May 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Thank you for your posting service
I started hurting myself in my sleep when I turned 30
May 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I started hurting myself in my sleep when I turned 30
Love you denny but this is some delusional wish casting.
Much more likely is that Capitalism will lead to the destruction of our livable environment at which point humanity and society will collapse
Much more likely is that Capitalism will lead to the destruction of our livable environment at which point humanity and society will collapse
April 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Love you denny but this is some delusional wish casting.
Much more likely is that Capitalism will lead to the destruction of our livable environment at which point humanity and society will collapse
Much more likely is that Capitalism will lead to the destruction of our livable environment at which point humanity and society will collapse
I'm tired boss
April 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I'm tired boss
The year is 2069. Everything and everyone is cringe
April 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The year is 2069. Everything and everyone is cringe
"that just happened!"
April 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
"that just happened!"
Is this a lawyer joke or am I high
March 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Is this a lawyer joke or am I high
Kansas City, MO and Kansas City, KS
March 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Kansas City, MO and Kansas City, KS
I got a tingle in my leg
February 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I got a tingle in my leg
A classic hippo banger
February 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A classic hippo banger
The old belt tuck. Used to have to do that in highschool
February 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The old belt tuck. Used to have to do that in highschool
What a vile person
February 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
What a vile person
Why would a state care about a law they no longer subscribe to?
February 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Why would a state care about a law they no longer subscribe to?
Do you even know what succession means. Why would a state care what the constitution says if it is no longer part of the union that upholds that constitution
February 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Do you even know what succession means. Why would a state care what the constitution says if it is no longer part of the union that upholds that constitution
That ominous "several people are typing"
February 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
That ominous "several people are typing"
Me: *furiously googling roast ground hog recipes*
February 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Me: *furiously googling roast ground hog recipes*
Riga gugu riga gugugugu
January 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Riga gugu riga gugugugu
Not too late to delete this stupid shit
January 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Not too late to delete this stupid shit
"That's telekinesis kyle"
I always thought Buttress of Windsor was a royal title
I always thought Buttress of Windsor was a royal title
January 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"That's telekinesis kyle"
I always thought Buttress of Windsor was a royal title
I always thought Buttress of Windsor was a royal title
