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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 2h

My daughter is dressing up as this album cover girl for Halloween. Absolutely zero people will get it, but she is ecstatic nonetheless.

They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 2h

Great news! JOHN HENRY is on vinyl! A 2 disc set of 1000 numbered copies. An audiophile's dream on 180-gram, evergreen vinyl. All 20-tracks remastered and spread over three LP sides. Side 4 features live rarities of the John Henry era. Go to TMBGshop.com now.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 17h

I will pay the makers of "The Ghost of" games full premium price for their version of this.

Aftermath @aftermath.site · 17h

Ubisoft could not have handled a Reconstruction Era Assassin's Creed:

aftermath.site/assassins-cree...

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 17h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

Shelley Duvall smiling radiantly in a pink off the shoulder dress, holding a big fuck off gun. A gentleman with a bright red shirt, sunglasses, and an Aussie ranger hat looks on appreciatively. A man in a striped shirt looks at something else (somehow) in the background.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 20h

Hell yeah. Thank you!

Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 20h

I can hear this picture.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 21h

Dallas

(It's actually pronounced "DAH-ley".)

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 21h

Goddamnit, this was extremely useful to streamline blocking.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 21h

Always be bulbous and greasy.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d

Wrap it up, fella!

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d

A very drunk man on the train this morning informed everyone that "html" is short for "how to make love", and I thank him for that.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d

@wired.com it's cool for you to report on the quality of products, and I thank you for it, but the constant free advertising you're giving specifically to Amazon is gross and, frankly, embarrassing.

Jeff Bezos doesn't need your help.

Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d

I really shudder to think of the fash eulogizing Dolly and trying to co-opt her after she dies.

I hope ahe recorded a video to be played after her death saying "fuck those guys in particular".

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d

I am on one called "one take (and it's a bad one)" and I just feel like they didn't give me a sufficient chance to see my myriad bad takes.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d

She crashed on Epstein Island... and she's got the proof to bring 'em all down.

CNN @cnn.com · 1d

The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a law enforcement source told CNN.

FBI employees ordered to immediately search for records related to Amelia Earhart, source says | CNN Politics

The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a la...

www.cnn.com

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d

A dude who tries to start shit with you AND Cait is not a person attached to this world.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d

Watching a jr high football game (my kid is in band), and I think I know how to fix this game to make it both safer and more athletically impressive:

Replace tackling dudes with picking them up like a cranky baby and cradling them a little bit.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d

The Ferengi just find it unsporting.

Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d

The 6 of us that regularly attend the monthly IWW meetings are going to be mighty suspicious of this new member in the zoom meeting named "Lefty Molotov".

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, you put Bari Weiss in charge of the news?

*knowing chuckle*

That wasn't "very wise"!

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d

Goddamn, this album rips ass.

What do they have in the water up there in Canada? Y'all go unrelentingly hard as fuck.

SCAPULIMANCY, by Hedonist

10 track album

hedonistsl.bandcamp.com

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d

Will always be in debt to @spice8rack.bsky.social for showing me group hug decks <<< mutual aid decks. Praxis-in-deck building.

Archidekt @archidekt.com · 1d

Archidekt user ProfessorNox has the most viewed Angus Mackenzie deck on the site, a group hug list that leans heavily into control and effects that reward the whole table.

Check out the list: archidekt.com/decks/175637...

Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d

Sicko at the window saying "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" meme

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 2d

All Azorius Are Bastards

EDHREC @edhrec.com · 2d

To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Ravnica: City of Guilds today, we're unleashing the results of last week's Question of the Week.

What's the BEST Ravnica Guild?

Tell us what you think of these results. And what does Ravnica mean to you as a Magic player? #EDH #Commander #Ravnica20 #EDRHEC

Community voted best Ravnica Guild
1. Izzet 17.0%
2. Golgari 16.4%
3. Orzhov 14.5%
4. Gruul 10.0%
5. Dimir 9.3%
6. Simic 8.4%
7. Rakdos 7.7%
8. Boros 7.1%
9. Selesnya 6.8%
10. Azorius 2.9%

Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 2d

We'll all support your bright new cyborg future.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 2d

I'm game.

the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 2d

really if we were all about our business we'd every one of us be over on neocities being cool

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