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fauxhammer.bsky.social
Cap'n ACAB
@fauxhammer.bsky.social
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BLM. Trans Rights = Human Rights. Punch a nazi, always. Labor is entitled to all it creates (yes, SWs too). He\Him. Dallas, Texas
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 2h
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 5h
Hell yeah, got my package today! @gonemage.bsky.social

It's all very good!
Sallow Moth's Mossbane Lantern vinyl album with band logo sticker and pack of custom Magic cards. Trench Pilgrim ministries and miniature paint in the background.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 7h
(Hope that made your day slightly less bad.)
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 7h
Hey, I got my physical copy of Hell Whalers and Leviathan this week and they're gorgeous. You did an amazing job!
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 7h
Whoa whoa whoa... That's lovely but I'm talking a half an acre, tops!
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 8h
I just want a field that I can scyhe.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 8h
God I hope I eventually make something that makes fuck-you-money because I just know my final form is meant to be being one of those old hippy types that has an animal rescue/sanctuary
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 9h
Funkier than 7 white fellas have any right to be.
Stone By Stone, by Ikebe Shakedown
10 track album
ikebeshakedownubiq.bandcamp.com
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 9h
Fuck this, I am going to start wearing a jaunty beret come winter.
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Teen Vogue @teenvogue.com · 9h
Under the Trump administration, fashion is losing its playfulness and taking cues from authoritarian aesthetics and conservatism.
How Trump-Era Politics Are Reshaping Fashion: From Barbiecore to Workwear
In this reported op-ed, writer Kelsey Stiegman connects the rise of MAGA politics to a darker fashion shift — where self-expression gives way to self-preservation.
www.teenvogue.com
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 10h
A machine whacks your head with a stick until you believe you deadlifted something.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 11h
My wife has the Aldi quarter pocket key chain... a brilliant little thing they made.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 12h
Yes, "never born" works better, but that gets way too close to some prolife horseshit.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 12h
For Hell: Baby Souls, Heaven Scorned.
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Dave Hutchinson @hutchinsondave.bsky.social · 2d
‘Six words or _fewer_.”
A meme. There’s a skull at the top, followed by the words ‘WRITE A HORROR STORY IN SIX WORDS OR LESS’
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 12h
Good shit from good people for good stuff.

(Thanks @tumultuousruin.bsky.social for the heads up)
Charity Compilation, by Poisonous Reflection
30 track album
poisonousreflection.bandcamp.com
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 14h
My daughter is dressing up as this album cover girl for Halloween. Absolutely zero people will get it, but she is ecstatic nonetheless.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d
I will pay the makers of "The Ghost of" games full premium price for their version of this.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 1d
Ubisoft could not have handled a Reconstruction Era Assassin's Creed:

aftermath.site/assassins-cree...
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
Shelley Duvall smiling radiantly in a pink off the shoulder dress, holding a big fuck off gun. A gentleman with a bright red shirt, sunglasses, and an Aussie ranger hat looks on appreciatively. A man in a striped shirt looks at something else (somehow) in the background.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d
Hell yeah. Thank you!
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d
I can hear this picture.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d
Dallas

(It's actually pronounced "DAH-ley".)
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 1d
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d
Goddamnit, this was extremely useful to streamline blocking.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d
Always be bulbous and greasy.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d
Wrap it up, fella!
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d
A very drunk man on the train this morning informed everyone that "html" is short for "how to make love", and I thank him for that.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1d
@wired.com it's cool for you to report on the quality of products, and I thank you for it, but the constant free advertising you're giving specifically to Amazon is gross and, frankly, embarrassing.

Jeff Bezos doesn't need your help.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 2d
I really shudder to think of the fash eulogizing Dolly and trying to co-opt her after she dies.

I hope ahe recorded a video to be played after her death saying "fuck those guys in particular".
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