Cap'n ACAB
@fauxhammer.bsky.social
Big ol' commie.
Destroy ICE.
Be cool to everyone who isn't a nazi or a clankerfucker.
He\Him.
Dallas, Texas
Destroy ICE.
Be cool to everyone who isn't a nazi or a clankerfucker.
He\Him.
Dallas, Texas
The Dumbasstronomicon.
truly a great time to have just recorded a pilot episode about Warhammer 40,000 memes bleeding into mainstream politics with @jkass99.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The Dumbasstronomicon.
Dost thou like the taste of butter, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Dost thou like the taste of butter, Charlie Brown.
#82 Fun! Some nice genre subversion. The kids are alright.
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
#82 Fun! Some nice genre subversion. The kids are alright.
Back the Blue.
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Back the Blue.
Anyone selling a big ass TV that's dumb as hell yet? Just like a 75" himbo of a TV with a power cord, a few HDMIs, and an OS that is only sophisticated enough to use a remote to move between inputs and change picture settings?
With premium black levels and accurate colors, the LG B5 is a great entry point to OLED screens. www.wired.com/story/lg-b5-...
This Excellent LG OLED Is Deeply Discounted Before Black Friday
With premium black levels and accurate colors, the LG B5 is a great entry point to OLED screens.
www.wired.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Anyone selling a big ass TV that's dumb as hell yet? Just like a 75" himbo of a TV with a power cord, a few HDMIs, and an OS that is only sophisticated enough to use a remote to move between inputs and change picture settings?
No they don't. No they won't.
No it can't. No it can't.
No it can't. No it can't.
Sunday Robotics has a new way to train robots to do common household tasks. The startup plans to put its fully autonomous robots in homes next year.
This Home Robot Clears Tables and Loads the Dishwasher All by Itself
Sunday Robotics has a new way to train robots to do common household tasks. The startup plans to put its fully autonomous robots in homes next year.
wrd.cm
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
No they don't. No they won't.
No it can't. No it can't.
No it can't. No it can't.
Yes.
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Yes.
#81 Ultimately, a comedy.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
#81 Ultimately, a comedy.
I will go out into the street, like Scrooge on Christmas Morning, dancing to:
November 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I will go out into the street, like Scrooge on Christmas Morning, dancing to:
There she is.
Righting Wrongs (1986)
Directed by Corey Yuen
Starring Cynthia Rothrock
Directed by Corey Yuen
Starring Cynthia Rothrock
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
There she is.
How the fuck do you suggest making disaster conflagration turkey, fella?
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
How the fuck do you suggest making disaster conflagration turkey, fella?
The easiest $ac.ab I ever spent.
SNAP COMP VOL I, by Forest Summoner
82 track album
forestsummoner.bandcamp.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The easiest $ac.ab I ever spent.
Top 5 Film Genres:
These woods is no good
Spooky things on a ship/station/cabin
Beautiful people in old clothes
Cynthia Rothrock
Hausu (1977)
These woods is no good
Spooky things on a ship/station/cabin
Beautiful people in old clothes
Cynthia Rothrock
Hausu (1977)
Top five film Genres:
The protaganist gets the shit beat out of him constantly
SciFi Technobabble handwaving to explore the human experience
A man gotta have a code
Apocalypse with jokes
Everyone In this movie deserves death
The protaganist gets the shit beat out of him constantly
SciFi Technobabble handwaving to explore the human experience
A man gotta have a code
Apocalypse with jokes
Everyone In this movie deserves death
Top 5 Film Genres:
Average Joes ineptly involved with crime
Yearning and Burning
The Vibes Are Off
Arty But Not Too Arty
Hotel Transylvania
Average Joes ineptly involved with crime
Yearning and Burning
The Vibes Are Off
Arty But Not Too Arty
Hotel Transylvania
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Top 5 Film Genres:
These woods is no good
Spooky things on a ship/station/cabin
Beautiful people in old clothes
Cynthia Rothrock
Hausu (1977)
These woods is no good
Spooky things on a ship/station/cabin
Beautiful people in old clothes
Cynthia Rothrock
Hausu (1977)
This is such a good idea.
“Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, said [Whitney Hu, a community activist and organizer with South Brooklyn Mutual Aid], ‘you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.’”
As ICE Street Raids Ramp Up, New Yorkers Stock Up On Whistles
Taking a cue from Chicago, community groups have distributed thousands of whistles in recent weeks — a grassroots system people in other cities have adopted to help neighbors sound the alarm.
www.thecity.nyc
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is such a good idea.
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November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Ah dang thats rough, well anyway...
MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.”
@mediaite.com #GA14
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@mediaite.com #GA14
www.mediaite.com/media/news/m...
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ah dang thats rough, well anyway...
RETVRN:
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From Hell's Heart, Howdy Comrades!
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November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
RETVRN:
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They're more into The Age of Sigmar, really.
women just really don't want to hear about the Horus Heresy
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
They're more into The Age of Sigmar, really.
Need to figure out a way to mute "Trump" but not "Trump died".
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Need to figure out a way to mute "Trump" but not "Trump died".
*insert Blood in My Eye in it's entirety*
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
*insert Blood in My Eye in it's entirety*
It was really nice hearing the old Sound of Young America theme song @jessethorn.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It was really nice hearing the old Sound of Young America theme song @jessethorn.bsky.social
Someone's out there phishing folks, don't just click the links.
Test: can anyone see this? I am apparently suspended.
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Someone's out there phishing folks, don't just click the links.
Test: can anyone see this? I am apparently suspended.
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Test: can anyone see this? I am apparently suspended.