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Fauxwoof
@fauxwoof.bsky.social
This old red wolf's AD account for all things NSFW. | Level 47 greymuzzle. | No minors whatsoever 🔞 Adults only
He's trying to jog his... er.... memory.
December 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Why does this pic take me immediately to Fievel singing "Somewhere Out There"

youtu.be/usZPFIT5phM?...
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It’s water weight.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Oof... I wouldn't get a wink of sleep.
September 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Gator loungin on his back got me like.... 🥵👉👈
September 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Why do I hear W.C. Fields in my head cannon for this?
August 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I so prefer King Koopa to Bowser. ❤️👑❤️
July 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Bruh… I fought with Twitter for 3 months trying to get my main one back. They basically told to eff off, it’s crypto bros now. And now it has a perm ban and Twitter still won’t return it.
July 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Quickdraw with some years and miles on him.
July 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Bruh…
June 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Damn I'm old.
a black and white cartoon of a man with a beard wearing a hat and jacket .
ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man with a beard wearing a hat and jacket .
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June 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
No taxes??? Straight to the pillory for municipal bureaucratic deposit of due justice..
June 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
No that’s jizz.
May 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Wait... what you got against Henry from "The Littles"?
May 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I’d definitely be inclined to spend more time in the gym
May 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ooooo... thats a lot of Gatorade slooshing around.
May 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
🎵🎺
You're invited to a picnic,
Monster picnic,
But humans are allowed today to,
Join the monsters at the mansion....
🎵🎺

I haven't been to SFoGA in probably 30 years, when I still live in GA. But "Monster Plantation" is still one of my all time favorites!

youtu.be/jOshN8GErPo?...
Monster Mansion - Theme Song
YouTube video by Reed Randolph
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May 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
An outcome to aspire to.
February 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM