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Brett Favre Stole My Handle

@favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social

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Honey, there are three kinds of people; those who are good at math and those who aren't.

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Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · Nov 12

Since many of us are starting over, a quick note about me: I'm admittedly horrible at vetting new followers but I will follow back almost everybody I have positive interactions with. Please say hello. 👋🏻

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PCOG @oldguydoingforms.bsky.social · 19h

To all the police and military just now realizing where this regime takes us, I have one thing to say;
Better late than Nuremberg.

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Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 1d

I hope Bill Belichick tries to coach the Yankees next.

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Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 2d

I kept reading about a super full moon in Aries and wasn't really sure what that meant but now I get it.

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Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 2d

It's de-lush-ous!

Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 2d

Hi, Niemand!

Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 2d

"Kavanaugh's the bitch," exclaims Amy Coney Barrett.

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Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 13d

Hard to argue with you there.

Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 13d

Bingo!

Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 13d

If Republicans have taught us anything, it's that you cannot just make debt disappear...unless you're friends with the president.

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PCOG @oldguydoingforms.bsky.social · 13d

I’ve got a skit idea for SNL.
Have Drunk Uncle come out and lip sync the Orange Embarrassment’s UN address.

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Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 17d

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Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 18d

Thank gawd Donald Trump is draining the swamp! Wait, that sounds kinda swampy.

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Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 19d

Indeed.

Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 19d

Know who might need the vaccine the most? Those who either can't afford the co-pay or don't have easy access to a doctor.

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Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 19d

A thief just came up to my front porch to steal a package. He opened it up, saw that it was supplements, and threw the package and bottle onto my front lawn. Little did he know that they were magnesium pills and they would've helped him sleep better with himself at night.

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Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 19d

Please remember to tell the government to fuck off this weekend 'cause that's your constitutional right.

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Regal👑Beagle @rbeagle.bsky.social · 20d

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Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 20d

I heard they settled on a DEI hire.

Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 20d

I'm thinking about starting a dating app for dumb Americans. I wanted to name it Turning Point USA, but apparently, that's already taken by a group of morons.

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Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 20d

If Republicans hate DC so much, why do so many of them choose to stay after their political careers end?

Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 23d

"Name one thing he said that was racist."

I love when the 𝘋𝘰 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘖𝘸𝘯 𝘙𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩 crowd assigns homework.

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Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 23d

And Bingo was his name-o!

Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 23d

Wow

Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 23d

Sound familiar?

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Brett Favre Stole My Handle @favrestolemyhandle.bsky.social · 23d

Yep.