Chrissy
@fckcncr.bsky.social
Faculty & Scientific Affairs Coordinator | Former parasitologist | Cancer a$$-kicker | Dog-lover | Boardgame enthusiast | Will quote F.R.I.E.N.D.S until your ears get sore
Our printer has been spitting out my flyers straight into the recycling bin and I’m not sure whether to laugh, feel insulted or spend the next hour looking for a typo that escaped my attention
January 12, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Our printer has been spitting out my flyers straight into the recycling bin and I’m not sure whether to laugh, feel insulted or spend the next hour looking for a typo that escaped my attention
Reposted by Chrissy
My dog has been staring at me for the past half-hour as I’m working on my laptop.
Does anyone want to venture a guess as to what she wants?
Does anyone want to venture a guess as to what she wants?
January 9, 2026 at 8:29 PM
My dog has been staring at me for the past half-hour as I’m working on my laptop.
Does anyone want to venture a guess as to what she wants?
Does anyone want to venture a guess as to what she wants?
Reposted by Chrissy
Explication par l'image
January 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Explication par l'image
Reposted by Chrissy
La beauté de l’Art
… et la laideur de l’Homme
🥺
… et la laideur de l’Homme
🥺
January 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
La beauté de l’Art
… et la laideur de l’Homme
🥺
… et la laideur de l’Homme
🥺
Yeah I’m gonna need the backstory on this one, Montreal
January 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Yeah I’m gonna need the backstory on this one, Montreal
Modern mother-teenager conversations
January 8, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Modern mother-teenager conversations
Current mood
Je veux tout
YouTube video by Ariane Moffatt - Topic
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January 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Current mood
FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!!!!!!
Our female dog is in heat and has been dripping blood around the house for almost two weeks, so after days of nonstop mopping, we got her a washable menstrual diaper.
9:30 p.m., Suki goes to the back door. I mindlessly open the door.
I
Didn’t
Take
The
Diaper
Off
1/7
Our female dog is in heat and has been dripping blood around the house for almost two weeks, so after days of nonstop mopping, we got her a washable menstrual diaper.
9:30 p.m., Suki goes to the back door. I mindlessly open the door.
I
Didn’t
Take
The
Diaper
Off
1/7
January 6, 2026 at 4:17 AM
FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!!!!!!
Our female dog is in heat and has been dripping blood around the house for almost two weeks, so after days of nonstop mopping, we got her a washable menstrual diaper.
9:30 p.m., Suki goes to the back door. I mindlessly open the door.
I
Didn’t
Take
The
Diaper
Off
1/7
Our female dog is in heat and has been dripping blood around the house for almost two weeks, so after days of nonstop mopping, we got her a washable menstrual diaper.
9:30 p.m., Suki goes to the back door. I mindlessly open the door.
I
Didn’t
Take
The
Diaper
Off
1/7
If I can TASTE your cologne just from you walking swiftly past me, you probably put too much on 😓
January 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
If I can TASTE your cologne just from you walking swiftly past me, you probably put too much on 😓
Reposted by Chrissy
January 5, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Je m’améliore!
🙄
Un jour je serai meilleure que TOUTES les Christine 💪
🙄
Un jour je serai meilleure que TOUTES les Christine 💪
January 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Je m’améliore!
🙄
Un jour je serai meilleure que TOUTES les Christine 💪
🙄
Un jour je serai meilleure que TOUTES les Christine 💪
There are worse things to wake up to 🥹
January 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
There are worse things to wake up to 🥹
Just noticed I got blocked by someone I thought I had good interactions with 💔
Wish I could ask why…
Wish I could ask why…
January 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Just noticed I got blocked by someone I thought I had good interactions with 💔
Wish I could ask why…
Wish I could ask why…
Meet Suki 💗
Sometimes, she’s a little weird 🥰
Sometimes, she’s a little weird 🥰
January 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Meet Suki 💗
Sometimes, she’s a little weird 🥰
Sometimes, she’s a little weird 🥰
Pensais jamais passer autant de temps à choisir un casseau de bleuets…
Suis-je active? Joyeuse? Excellente? En santé?
Finalement, j’ai pris des raisins. Moins compliqué.
Suis-je active? Joyeuse? Excellente? En santé?
Finalement, j’ai pris des raisins. Moins compliqué.
January 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Pensais jamais passer autant de temps à choisir un casseau de bleuets…
Suis-je active? Joyeuse? Excellente? En santé?
Finalement, j’ai pris des raisins. Moins compliqué.
Suis-je active? Joyeuse? Excellente? En santé?
Finalement, j’ai pris des raisins. Moins compliqué.
Enlevez-moi 🎵 M-M-M-M-Miiiike chez Rona🎵 de la tête, par pitié!! 🤯
January 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Enlevez-moi 🎵 M-M-M-M-Miiiike chez Rona🎵 de la tête, par pitié!! 🤯
Great - à quand les ventes au Canada? Je veux ma Dolphin! En espérant que ça survive aux hivers québécois 😬
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Great - à quand les ventes au Canada? Je veux ma Dolphin! En espérant que ça survive aux hivers québécois 😬
- Oh wow, someone liked my post already?? It hasn’t even been a minute…!
- Oh, a sexbot. How quaint, it reminds me of Twitter 😒
- Oh, a sexbot. How quaint, it reminds me of Twitter 😒
January 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
- Oh wow, someone liked my post already?? It hasn’t even been a minute…!
- Oh, a sexbot. How quaint, it reminds me of Twitter 😒
- Oh, a sexbot. How quaint, it reminds me of Twitter 😒
Just gave away two boxes of Christmas tree ornaments I hadn’t used in over a decade (or ever).
Decluttering feels SOOOOO goooood 😌
Decluttering feels SOOOOO goooood 😌
a black and white photo of a woman smiling and saying `` instant relief '' .
Alt: A black and white video of a woman smiling, with the caption « instant relief »
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January 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Just gave away two boxes of Christmas tree ornaments I hadn’t used in over a decade (or ever).
Decluttering feels SOOOOO goooood 😌
Decluttering feels SOOOOO goooood 😌
My first three tries landed on Enfeebled, Bed rotting and Moribund.
2026 already sounds amazing 😒
2026 already sounds amazing 😒
January 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
My first three tries landed on Enfeebled, Bed rotting and Moribund.
2026 already sounds amazing 😒
2026 already sounds amazing 😒
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
January 2, 2026 at 11:39 AM
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
Happy New Year!
May you let Life happen and bring you unexpected surprises 💗
No resolutions.
No checklists.
Just spur-of-the-moment moments.
It’s okay to NOT have it all figured out!
May you let Life happen and bring you unexpected surprises 💗
No resolutions.
No checklists.
Just spur-of-the-moment moments.
It’s okay to NOT have it all figured out!
a woman is laying on the floor with a drink in her hand and the words do you have a plan
Alt: A woman is laying on the floor with a drink in her hand. Her friend asks her « Do you have a plan? »
The woman responds « I don’t even have a ‘pla’ ».
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Happy New Year!
May you let Life happen and bring you unexpected surprises 💗
No resolutions.
No checklists.
Just spur-of-the-moment moments.
It’s okay to NOT have it all figured out!
May you let Life happen and bring you unexpected surprises 💗
No resolutions.
No checklists.
Just spur-of-the-moment moments.
It’s okay to NOT have it all figured out!
Petit festin pour célébrer la fin de 2025 🤤
January 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Petit festin pour célébrer la fin de 2025 🤤