Tobias Zimmerman
@fedrcivp11.bsky.social
Father, attorney, cat wrangler. Civil servant in an uncivilized world. Rule 11 is the no bullshit rule in federal court.
There is now an account for @baconfest.bsky.social !!
January 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
There is now an account for @baconfest.bsky.social !!
The thing the MAGA people don’t understand is that we New Yorkers don’t really have sympathy for suckers. You get what you pay for.
November 2, 2024 at 4:49 PM
The thing the MAGA people don’t understand is that we New Yorkers don’t really have sympathy for suckers. You get what you pay for.
Thanks to heroic camera angles, what a lot of non-New Yorkers don’t understand is how small the Statute of Liberty really is.
November 2, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Thanks to heroic camera angles, what a lot of non-New Yorkers don’t understand is how small the Statute of Liberty really is.
Welp, it’s been a good run America. It’s been nice to know you. AMFYOYO.
June 28, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Welp, it’s been a good run America. It’s been nice to know you. AMFYOYO.
NYT Wordle never takes “dimed” and it makes me realize that “drop a dime” on somebody is probably an anachronism now that there are so few of us left who remember when pay phones cost a dime.
May 14, 2024 at 8:46 PM
NYT Wordle never takes “dimed” and it makes me realize that “drop a dime” on somebody is probably an anachronism now that there are so few of us left who remember when pay phones cost a dime.
This is the “Comp” in CompStat!
April 16, 2024 at 4:12 PM
This is the “Comp” in CompStat!
This might be the most insane NYC political quote ever. And that’s saying a lot.
April 15, 2024 at 8:47 PM
This might be the most insane NYC political quote ever. And that’s saying a lot.
I’m eating matzoh with prosciutto and feeling zero dissonance.
April 9, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I’m eating matzoh with prosciutto and feeling zero dissonance.
Remember when you could just get coffee at the same place every day and you didn’t need a separate contract? How long until we get the equivalent of the UCC except for “Terms of Service”?
March 30, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Remember when you could just get coffee at the same place every day and you didn’t need a separate contract? How long until we get the equivalent of the UCC except for “Terms of Service”?
My wife just said “The only acceptable confederate flag is the white one.” 🤣. She’s not wrong.
March 29, 2024 at 8:44 PM
My wife just said “The only acceptable confederate flag is the white one.” 🤣. She’s not wrong.
I wish all of Russia could see this picture with the caption “This is what Putin and his thugs think of you.”
March 24, 2024 at 11:47 PM
I wish all of Russia could see this picture with the caption “This is what Putin and his thugs think of you.”
You know what’s out of touch? Making $174,000 a year while married to a lobbyist for the energy sector and sitting in your empty kitchen talking about how “worried” you are for the future of your well-educated children.
March 8, 2024 at 8:28 PM
You know what’s out of touch? Making $174,000 a year while married to a lobbyist for the energy sector and sitting in your empty kitchen talking about how “worried” you are for the future of your well-educated children.
I am starting a movement to stop formatting legal documents strictly for 8.5”x11” hard copy and produce content that is accessible on screens large and small. It’s time to end the paper paradigm.
March 2, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I am starting a movement to stop formatting legal documents strictly for 8.5”x11” hard copy and produce content that is accessible on screens large and small. It’s time to end the paper paradigm.
Maybe they only granted cert to overturn the DC Circuit’s decision on jurisdiction. That could be a hilarious 9-0 decision.
February 28, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Maybe they only granted cert to overturn the DC Circuit’s decision on jurisdiction. That could be a hilarious 9-0 decision.
If SCOTUS rules in Trump’s favor on immunity, Biden should welcome that decision by immediately having Trump assassinated. I mean, that’s what Trump is advocating for, right?
February 28, 2024 at 10:39 PM
If SCOTUS rules in Trump’s favor on immunity, Biden should welcome that decision by immediately having Trump assassinated. I mean, that’s what Trump is advocating for, right?
February 24, 2024 at 12:38 AM