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Heather
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📚Writer. 🧍‍♀️Human. 🧻 Toilet paper user.

*Finalist at the Tucson Festival of Books (Poetry) 2024
*Honorable Mention at the Dead Poets Society 2025 Contest
A psychic told me my writing wont be “successful” for another 2-3 years and i just about ground my teeth into dust
October 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
#novel90 is actually working for me in a way nanowrimo never did. Just finished a basic outline so that’s progress!
October 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
whats up with these writing contests that have the lamest prompts like “write from the POV of an office worker that u wish u were in the past” ????
October 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
On my quest to be published in 2025 I’ve managed to claim “Finalist” at the Tucson Festival of Books and “Honorable Mention” with the Dark Poets Club! Progress! #writer #litawards #poetry
May 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Seems I’m on a DNF streak with kindle unlimited books lately. Dunno if it’s just that my tastes have changed or the writing has actually gotten worse
May 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Watched Bob Trevino (starring Barbie Ferreira) and Sinners (Michael B Jordan) all in one weekend and…i have some thoughts
April 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
At the dr and the scale is telling me ive gained 10 lbs since my visit a year ago. This is bullying!!
April 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Fell down like three steps and think i broke my ankle. Great way to end the year i guess 😩
December 28, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Bought a genuine leather journal thats fucking thicc and im so excited to write my stupid little angsty poems in it
December 23, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Officially done with my masters program 😭🙏🏻
December 18, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Saying something is “cringe” is not the insult you think it is
December 10, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Reposted by Heather
When you ask Italian’s about Luigi Mangione
December 9, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! 🤘🏻
November 28, 2024 at 6:02 PM
If you’re feeling lonely or disconnected this chilly season, try to plan a day every week where u and a friend consistently hang out. Could mean having friends over every tuesday while u do laundry or something. Just consistent time with a human! 🤗
November 22, 2024 at 3:44 PM
But it was cute cuz she was there with two other older Russian folks and said that they had been discussing for a while whether i was Russian or not. #sorrytodisappoint
November 21, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Went on a date yesterday and a random woman with a thick accent approached us and asked me, “Are you Russian?” I said no and I’ve never seen someone so disappointed. 🥴
November 21, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Nothing is as equal parts sad and entertaining as when my brother found out that dating apps are essentially just gambling apps
November 18, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Are we saying skeet instead of tweet? Why not like flutter or even bleet?? 😭😭
November 17, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Talking to my dad about #WomanOfTheHour and how rodney alcala might have killed 130 ppl and he casually goes “that reminds me of the time i visited an old neighbor in prison to ask why he murdered someone.” Come again?? #freshDadLore
November 17, 2024 at 6:13 PM
I have a first date wednesday and i hope for the love of god it’s not another conservative that reels me in before revealing he hates women and theyre only good for babymaking and btw he wants 10 kids.
November 17, 2024 at 5:45 PM
This app is like stepping out of a burning room into a peaceful meadow.
November 17, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Someone should write a book about the rise and collapse of twitter. I find the ever changing social media landscape fascinating. And somewhat scary…
November 13, 2024 at 7:11 PM