Have you never longed to incinerate your home with a turkey?
Is the spirit of Holiday Conflagration lost on you? Ding dong verily the skkyyyy~ is seen through my scorched ceeeiling~

Tremendous.

100%, I still get bits of I Can Climb Mountains looping in my head now.

Holy shit, someone else remembers Hell Is For Heroes! :D

Ooo. Sounds interesting. When workload allows, I'll dig into the options a bit more and drop you some contenders.

I think Simple Machines can host images, and is still free. The open source forums still around are mostly the same ones that were around when they were new. You got any hosting? ALSO, y'know, <-- am internet rando, you can shoo me on if you want, just happens I'm a webby :D

How old school? Like, phpBB era, arguing about anime in 2005 old school?

Shelley: FINALLY, someone understands my vision!
King: and what's your vision, mary?
Shelley: that frankenstein is super fuckable
King: the doctor or the monster?
Shelley: why not both?
del Toro: yeah, why not both?

**LEEDS NEWS** Bedlam as chip prices climb by 2p **LEEDS NEWS** Unease as local author seen wandering city centre wearing an extra coat, standing on tiptoe and hissing at passersby. **LEEDS NEWS** Uproar as friends try to meet in the Head Of Steam and get the wrong one: will not walk 3 mins ** LEEDS

... you wouldn't lie to me now would you.

Actually, my big question was 'where's mine?'
So.
Like.
Where is mine tho? In the post? Yes?