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feldfrog.bsky.social
Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠
@feldfrog.bsky.social
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 49m
Lice are like bed bugs that specialize in the pillow region
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misspooki 🎃🦇 @misstsuki.bsky.social · 1d
Please watch this it’s so fucking funny
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 1d
Loyalty Cream
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 1d
Loyalty Cream
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 1d
working on an ai robot that can weld just to fuck with everyone’s backup job plan
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 1d
What if the most interesting part of the podcast IS right up top - are you still going to play that clip right before the actual podcast starts
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 4d
I technically have an n-word pass. Not because of the Tourette’s, but because of my good standing with the community
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 5d
Not letting me make a clone army is low key eugenics …
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 7d
My AI girlfriend could beat up your AI girlfriend
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 8d
Where I’m from, we have a third thing besides the sun and the moon that comes out at dayight
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 8d
It’s truly so funny that calling yourself a sapiosexual is a stupid thing to do
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 8d
There’s something fascinating about everyone knowing who Charlie Kirk was to begin with. Like okay, we have all seen various debate clips? We all know he did that ? Even Stephen Miller ? Is Stephen Miller watching Jubilee TikTok clips? Flattening of algorithm .
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 8d
At The Capital One Cafe, working on my screenplay about a banker who secretly is creative
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 8d
The Austin comedy scene asks the question, what if you got 100 Lenny Bruces in the same room for one epic think a thon
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 8d
Thank u king
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 15d
I got a lychee ice cream to see what it taste like. First lick, it tasted like lychee. Im like totally totally totally
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 15d
Hill situation in San Francisco is psychotic
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 24d
LA !! 💫
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 15d
It is my solemn promise to you that I will never commit a logical fallacy
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 15d
Jim Carrey hacking into a guy’s phone by doing his face
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 16d
Comedy credits: I was the strongest man in the world and then died and was reborn
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 16d
This poop has been formatted to fit your toilet
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 17d
I saw the greatest minds of my generation in a big vat labeled ‘mind vat’
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 17d
Organs are that type of shit you need for sure
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 17d
Aliens are for sure real. There’s like BILLIONS and BILLIONS of people in the world. For sure some of them are aliens in disguise
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 17d
Microphone is a phallic object ,, and the stool is yonic
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