pleasepleasepleaseplease 👁️ 👁️

you can know the mind of god

I truly believe the "shooting" was the divergence point

If he got shot and died, too many republicans would be too devastated to vote, and kamala would win

If he didn't get shot, not enough people would give him the sympathy vote and kamala would win

The difference is *that* small

literally sounds like an aging abusive parent saying "I don't remember that happening" or "I don't remember saying that"

i approve of this one because solar flares wouldn't scorch the world clean like in the knowing, they'd just cause a global power outage

some peace and quiet at last...

I have so many things I want to do in my life and I only have 80-ish years to do it?

And I spend a third of those unconscious?

And the last half getting progressively weaker both mentally and physically?

Give me that fucking immortality juice

every sophont species will measure time centric to the rotational/orbital periods of their homeworld, dipshit, it came free with their fucking perception of the world /j

but seriously there's no real answer to this because time has no meaning if there are no beings to observe its passage

Loading several planes full of this and dispersing it over the city like the hive mind virus from pluribus

erm actually the americans *deserve* to fall because they're just hanging there letting the magats cut the rope instead of being high enough to grab the scissors from them 🤓

wouldn't aliens have blood too? they gotta do gas exchange somehow

parade blimp 😳

fertilizer

honky?

I know what this is from 💀