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Felix Baguette

@felix-baguette.bsky.social

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Septuagenarian - Pacific Northwest. From the Bay Area and from the past. Music, History, Humor. Biped Homo Sapiens with stereo vision and bilateral symmetry.

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Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 3h

My first wife's mother was a teenager in Germany in WW2.
She had to take Jew Identification courses.
In her 70s she would still point to the TV and say "That's a Jew!"
That's how dirty and fucked up this world can get.

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 5h

Armstrong admitted it was fake. I said I hate nut jobs and left.
Armstrong never said it was fake.
I went home and tried to cut my own hair-a disaster.
I’ve been sick and distracted and haven’t gotten it cut.
I am committing a hair crime-
Again.

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 5h

On July 16 it was the anniversary of the first moon landing. I was getting a haircut and mentioned the landing.
My haircutter immediately said “It was fake!”
I immediately got up and pulled off the piece of cloth protecting my clothes from hair, “you’re a nut job”
That person declared
That Niel

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 5h

Not funny.
Dispensaries can’t serve obviously high people so he took his mom’s walker, faked it and scored.
I know it’s not funny

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 6h

A chronic hardcore pot smoker, I am on day 12 of quitting. You forget what a comfort it was.
I can't go back - seizures

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 7h

He is the anti Christ
They are the antichristifa

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 7h

We should start calling artificial intelligence "Phony intelligence."

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 7h

New show
The Great American Just Sitting Around Being a Smart Ass Show.
I would audition.

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 8h

It got a ton of airplay.
I give it a solid B.

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Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 8h

You could howl.

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 8h

Kindness
Generosity
Charity
Grace

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 8h

Hell yes

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 8h

If you are a soldier the only thing that is going to impress me is your honor.

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 15h

Older than balls here.

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 17h

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 21h

I'm up at 5:00a. Deliciously quiet.
Have a great one.

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Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 1d

Subtle!

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 1d

I’m with you
I’d hate myself if it wasn’t for my magnificence.

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 1d

The Japanese empire of the 1940s was mot the Japan who are our admirable friends of today.
They generals sacrificed their own people for their bullshit
Bushido code.
We dropped 7 million tons of incendiary bombs, and 2 nukes
To get them to bend.

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 1d

Fucking dog and failure Adolph Hitler shot himself in the head in his bunker in the middle of the country we reduced to rubble.

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 1d

Sadly i find myself not caring about the new Iphone 17 pro.

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Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 1d

youtu.be/z13VrNmwoek?...

Goodnight and Thank You

YouTube video by Antonio Banderas - Topic

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Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 1d

Condolences and sorry for your loss. The sharpness of the pain can subside with time.

Felix Baguette @felix-baguette.bsky.social · 1d

I would say you should feel joy, but none of my business.