The Wizard Finch
@felixfinch.bsky.social
hush now traveller, we must whisper or they may steal our secrets!
stupid fucking goblin
June 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
stupid fucking goblin
in the downwards dancing darkness of the dungeons darkest depths, dives dragons and drop bears and dwarfs a like, drunkardly drinking daiquiri’s and dangerously devouring dandelions, dastardly drowning in devilish delight.
March 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
in the downwards dancing darkness of the dungeons darkest depths, dives dragons and drop bears and dwarfs a like, drunkardly drinking daiquiri’s and dangerously devouring dandelions, dastardly drowning in devilish delight.
hellllo bluesky!
February 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
hellllo bluesky!
Reposted by The Wizard Finch
January 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
HHH
January 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
HHH
i know it is my wizardly duty to be loyal to my study’s and hide away in my tower but oh how i yearn to be held in the big strong arms of… WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY MOPING CHAMBER?!? GET OUTT!!!
December 31, 2024 at 6:22 AM
i know it is my wizardly duty to be loyal to my study’s and hide away in my tower but oh how i yearn to be held in the big strong arms of… WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY MOPING CHAMBER?!? GET OUTT!!!
listen here you little filthy rat… if you EVER pull that shit again-
December 30, 2024 at 8:29 PM
listen here you little filthy rat… if you EVER pull that shit again-
please…. for the love of george… @peedlefinch.bsky.social please stay still for one minute i can’t take much more of this
December 28, 2024 at 5:59 PM
please…. for the love of george… @peedlefinch.bsky.social please stay still for one minute i can’t take much more of this
what the hell are the gnomes up too
December 28, 2024 at 9:11 AM
what the hell are the gnomes up too
POTIONSSSSS FOR SALEEE! POTIONS FOR SA- *trips over my cloak* OOOUGH~ OH! *thud* AH! *thud* ERG! *thud* OOF! *thud* OW! *thud* FUCK! (i fell down the stairs)
December 28, 2024 at 5:40 AM
POTIONSSSSS FOR SALEEE! POTIONS FOR SA- *trips over my cloak* OOOUGH~ OH! *thud* AH! *thud* ERG! *thud* OOF! *thud* OW! *thud* FUCK! (i fell down the stairs)
do you boys know what an angler fish is?
December 20, 2024 at 11:25 PM
do you boys know what an angler fish is?
I REALLY REALLY REALLY MESSED UP A SPELL NOBODY GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY TOWER UNTIL I FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX… THIS… APPRENTICES STAY OUT OF MY CHAMBERS
December 20, 2024 at 8:14 AM
I REALLY REALLY REALLY MESSED UP A SPELL NOBODY GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY TOWER UNTIL I FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX… THIS… APPRENTICES STAY OUT OF MY CHAMBERS
running out of time to get gifts for the holidays? come to my shop! i have a plenty of potions, including forget me spells so your loved ones will not remember that you didn’t get them a present!
December 16, 2024 at 11:55 PM
running out of time to get gifts for the holidays? come to my shop! i have a plenty of potions, including forget me spells so your loved ones will not remember that you didn’t get them a present!
BE WARNED TRAVELLERS! ONE OF MY MANY TUNNELS HAS COLLAPSED AND COINCIDENTALLY CAUSED A SERIES OF SINK HOLES! STAY AWAY FROM MY TOWER UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
December 12, 2024 at 1:17 AM
BE WARNED TRAVELLERS! ONE OF MY MANY TUNNELS HAS COLLAPSED AND COINCIDENTALLY CAUSED A SERIES OF SINK HOLES! STAY AWAY FROM MY TOWER UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
the winter is a cruel place for himbo wizards
December 11, 2024 at 1:30 PM
the winter is a cruel place for himbo wizards
who invited this guy?!?
December 8, 2024 at 10:29 PM
who invited this guy?!?
*my staff rattling in my hands as i squint my eyes* “do i knooow you?”
suspiciously child shaped mimic: “grandpa its me”
suspiciously child shaped mimic: “grandpa its me”
December 6, 2024 at 7:10 PM
*my staff rattling in my hands as i squint my eyes* “do i knooow you?”
suspiciously child shaped mimic: “grandpa its me”
suspiciously child shaped mimic: “grandpa its me”
oh dear… i would hate to get my robes wet… if only there was a big strong orc to carry me across this river…
December 4, 2024 at 6:58 PM
oh dear… i would hate to get my robes wet… if only there was a big strong orc to carry me across this river…
THINK OF THE APPRENTICES!
December 3, 2024 at 6:38 AM
THINK OF THE APPRENTICES!
local goblin suffers from severe decapitation after napsack malfunction
December 2, 2024 at 4:41 PM
local goblin suffers from severe decapitation after napsack malfunction