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Xander
@felonquinn.bsky.social
Growing up in California genuinely made me cognitively inept like what the fuck do you mean
“yeah, no.” And “no, yeah.”
Mean the SAME THING
November 28, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Friends 4ever
November 21, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Alr where are my moots?
November 20, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Willy Wonka if it was IRL and a national tragedy:

“Say his name!”
“AUGUSTUS GLOOP!”
November 19, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Inspirational quote
November 18, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Found this sick hat on the sidewalk. go nets
November 18, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Do you know how fucked up it is that they put a guy name Paul Mescal and a guy name Pedro Pascal in the same fucking movie. HOLLYWOOD, THESE NAMES ARE TOO FUCKING SIMILAR
November 17, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Fool me once I’m sorry
Fool me twice I’m sorry
Fool me three times sorry
Fool me four times my bad
Fool me five times sorry
Fool me six times are you mad at me?
Fool me seven times this must be my fault.
November 17, 2024 at 7:31 AM
Fishing for compliments by walking around the party in a nice outfit I just bought with a loaded revolver in my mouth
November 16, 2024 at 7:24 PM
1st date at my favorite restaurant:
“Yes I’ll have the chopped cheese with a side of rhino boner pill. And an android charger for the lady.”
November 16, 2024 at 5:47 PM