4 felonies and counting
@felonyman.bsky.social
new twitter’s #1 hater
i would kill a man while i’m drunk for taco bell
January 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
i would kill a man while i’m drunk for taco bell
i’m going to start a new political party with bernie as my spiritual founder
November 29, 2024 at 11:12 PM
i’m going to start a new political party with bernie as my spiritual founder
rest in peace hitler. you would have loved trump
November 24, 2024 at 3:26 PM
rest in peace hitler. you would have loved trump
man that dostoevsky sure knows how to write a book
November 22, 2024 at 6:08 PM
man that dostoevsky sure knows how to write a book
fuck this i’m going out to the woods and making my own country. bitches only. if you’re a guy you’re getting shot
November 22, 2024 at 4:32 PM
fuck this i’m going out to the woods and making my own country. bitches only. if you’re a guy you’re getting shot
i miss cumtown
November 21, 2024 at 6:15 PM
i miss cumtown
they should make a catnip for good boys like me
November 21, 2024 at 2:07 PM
they should make a catnip for good boys like me
some of you have really forgotten what this country is about
November 20, 2024 at 9:46 PM
some of you have really forgotten what this country is about
there’s no way that just a beaver wrote that many songs
November 20, 2024 at 9:02 PM
there’s no way that just a beaver wrote that many songs
candy crush? why? why are we crushing and now giving the resources to our siblings in labor?
November 20, 2024 at 8:41 PM
candy crush? why? why are we crushing and now giving the resources to our siblings in labor?
breaking news from nasa:
there might be a link between the yellow dot in the sky and space. they say they’re still testing hypothesis.
there might be a link between the yellow dot in the sky and space. they say they’re still testing hypothesis.
November 20, 2024 at 8:26 PM
breaking news from nasa:
there might be a link between the yellow dot in the sky and space. they say they’re still testing hypothesis.
there might be a link between the yellow dot in the sky and space. they say they’re still testing hypothesis.
@safety.bsky.app this just popped up. is he okay? where lois?
November 20, 2024 at 5:42 PM
@safety.bsky.app this just popped up. is he okay? where lois?
if a girl “hawk tuahs” on me, well then let’s just say judge abbott acquits all charges
November 20, 2024 at 5:36 PM
if a girl “hawk tuahs” on me, well then let’s just say judge abbott acquits all charges