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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 7h

He’s really trying to get that Nobel Prize on Friday

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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 10h

They’re playing Kate Bush’s “Running Up That Hill” in the grocery store. Everything is okay for a few minutes.

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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 14h

Making the audience laugh is secondary, I want to make the hack stand-ups feel bad for disrespecting the muses

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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 14h

San Antonio’s main comedy-exclusive venue is Laugh Out Loud (LOL) and I hate that fucking name so much. The previous venue was called Rivercenter Comedy Club which was a perfect name.

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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 15h

I wonder if he thinks that only Nobel recipients get into Heaven?

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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 1d

Pineapple and jalapeño is the best pizza topping combination

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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 1d

Currently kinda intrigued by a rapper who goes by LIL CORONA VIRUS. It’s not great rap, but it’s like a train wreck that ends up looking kinda interesting while you drive by

Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 1d

Videos on @bsky.app only play for about 40 seconds and then buffer without ever loading the rest. On the one hand this is frustrating but it does keep me from hate watching certain monsters when they’re being grilled by Congress. Still, fucking fix it @bsky.app

Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 1d

“Nationally the anesthesia market has imploded on itself”
-this COO at a thing I’m at.

What the fuck does that mean?! That sounds like a fucking nightmare!

Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 1d

It’s legally binding if you laugh at it, Carney

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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus fucking Christ! What a ridiculous headline! If I wrote that I’d resign out of shame

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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 1d

We need a guitar buy back initiative like firearms. Maybe we take their guitar and give them a Nintendo Switch.

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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 1d

Ticket presale exclusive offers for specific credit card holders or whatever privileged position an individual might hold is like a sideways dimension class war

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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 1d

Oof, he’s not gonna love learning that alcohol is legal

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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 1d

“Your honor, there is no law that says a dog can’t commit war crimes”

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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 1d

The Earth is is healing…I mean, the Earth is horny

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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 1d

Paul Fusco has the energy of someone who hates golf. This episode also features some amazing line reads by Max Wright where he doesn’t have to threaten a puppet. Can’t wait for the next episode of @alfsplaining to distract me from The Horrors of Now

Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 1d

Air Bud goes to The Hague to face war crime charges

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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 1d

“Golf? Business contacts? Brian’s supposed to be a kid, not a Republican” -Alf, episode “Stairway to Heaven”

As someone who hates golf for all the leftist reasons I heartily support Alf dragging golf like the bullshit “sport” it is

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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 2d

I’m just now learning about Steve Vai’s feedbacking pick-up amp situation to give him that wild sustain! What the actual fuck! That’s amazing and ingenious! Fucking love guitar shit, too bad my playing is limited to Sonic Youth-style noise shit. But let’s start a noise band, San Antonio

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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 2d

“Project Marvel > Project Potholes”

Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t believe in Hell but if anyone on this planet is going immediately to Hell after dying it’s him

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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 2d

Well, now we can call Project Marvel fans “jackasses” and hopefully they make the connection. Also, why the fuck is is Jackals? That’s not fucking cool.

San Antonio Current @sacurrent.bsky.social · 2d

‘The Jackals’ made their debut during the annual Silver and Black Open Scrimmage over the weekend.

San Antonio Spurs unveil new name for super-fan section - San Antonio Current

'The Jackals' made their debut during the annual Silver and Black Open Scrimmage over the weekend. Several nicknames were generated by members of the Jackals during the squad's first practice on Frida...

www.sacurrent.com

Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 2d

I would love to see anti-Project Marvel stuff at a Spurs game but I wouldn’t want some jerkasses to kill your buzz

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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 2d

If the theme song from Alf was a street drug I would be dead

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