Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@femmebouix.bsky.social
Because Twitter went down the Xitter 🚽
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⚜️ Supreme Panther Queen ⚜️
Swedish ~ Femboy ~ Transgender ~ Furry? ~ Pan ~ 🌱 ~ ☮️ ~ 18+
I get rather uncouth, crude and raunchy at times. 👉👈
https://twitter.com/Femmebouix
⚜️ Supreme Panther Queen ⚜️
Swedish ~ Femboy ~ Transgender ~ Furry? ~ Pan ~ 🌱 ~ ☮️ ~ 18+
I get rather uncouth, crude and raunchy at times. 👉👈
Pinned
I've kept my Twatter account tidy from NSFW and such, but i think i'll not bother with that on here. Dicks and tits are alright i say.
I fucking love books with thick glossy covers that are durable enough to get thoroughly wiped down with disinfectant. (To get rid of visible dirt from previous owners, not because i've relapsed into OCD. 🫢)
December 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I fucking love books with thick glossy covers that are durable enough to get thoroughly wiped down with disinfectant. (To get rid of visible dirt from previous owners, not because i've relapsed into OCD. 🫢)
Ye ole cringe katt in bed trying to look seductive (?).
The local barber shöppe haven't seen my business for over a decade. They're basically going bankrupt and it's all my fault. 😿
#Femboy
The local barber shöppe haven't seen my business for over a decade. They're basically going bankrupt and it's all my fault. 😿
#Femboy
December 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Ye ole cringe katt in bed trying to look seductive (?).
The local barber shöppe haven't seen my business for over a decade. They're basically going bankrupt and it's all my fault. 😿
#Femboy
The local barber shöppe haven't seen my business for over a decade. They're basically going bankrupt and it's all my fault. 😿
#Femboy
Imagine a future so bleak you can't tell an AI to go suck a hundred sparkling cyber-cocks without getting a fine (or being sent to re-education/detention camp).
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December 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Imagine a future so bleak you can't tell an AI to go suck a hundred sparkling cyber-cocks without getting a fine (or being sent to re-education/detention camp).
🙀 👈🤖👮👮
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The police want me to come and collect my lost ID card. I need to bring my lost ID card to do so.
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December 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The police want me to come and collect my lost ID card. I need to bring my lost ID card to do so.
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Turns out being sedated in your nightmare by a psycho killer wakes you up back into the real world. 😺
December 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Turns out being sedated in your nightmare by a psycho killer wakes you up back into the real world. 😺
Worn ole straw goat wondering what the flame tastes like. 🐱🎄🐐
December 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Worn ole straw goat wondering what the flame tastes like. 🐱🎄🐐
Sometimes you gotta look up old teachers on the Google and think: "Oh so you're STILL working a job that obviously turned you into a miserable bitter old C***"
Good. 😈
Good. 😈
December 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sometimes you gotta look up old teachers on the Google and think: "Oh so you're STILL working a job that obviously turned you into a miserable bitter old C***"
Good. 😈
Good. 😈
A sign of getting old: I just wish Santa would give me an evenly warm indoor room temperature for christmas.
December 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
A sign of getting old: I just wish Santa would give me an evenly warm indoor room temperature for christmas.
Rare nowadays to stumble upon truly unwell conspiracy theorists. They'll record long nothingburger essays claiming even traffic accidents to be hoaxes, simply because TV-news interviewées wore expensive eyeglasses or put memorial candles in a cross formation at the site.
That... explains it all. 🤔
That... explains it all. 🤔
December 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Rare nowadays to stumble upon truly unwell conspiracy theorists. They'll record long nothingburger essays claiming even traffic accidents to be hoaxes, simply because TV-news interviewées wore expensive eyeglasses or put memorial candles in a cross formation at the site.
That... explains it all. 🤔
That... explains it all. 🤔
You know you're spoiled when the local fauna has you thinking: "I've probably seen that same deer a dozen times. I don't need to pull out my good camera. I'll just stand here and watch... mesmerised."
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December 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
You know you're spoiled when the local fauna has you thinking: "I've probably seen that same deer a dozen times. I don't need to pull out my good camera. I'll just stand here and watch... mesmerised."
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The older i get, the more i sympathise with Dr. Cocks (of Scrubs). 😾
December 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The older i get, the more i sympathise with Dr. Cocks (of Scrubs). 😾
Is one of those days when i'd rather be a lion lying comfortably in a pile of other lions. 🦁
December 16, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Is one of those days when i'd rather be a lion lying comfortably in a pile of other lions. 🦁
On my phone i got quick access to camera (with restricted gallery) from outside of the fingerprint lock.
Imagine the pranks you could pull on someone if you just grab their phone and photograph your balls, ass or butt or something. 😺
Imagine the pranks you could pull on someone if you just grab their phone and photograph your balls, ass or butt or something. 😺
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
On my phone i got quick access to camera (with restricted gallery) from outside of the fingerprint lock.
Imagine the pranks you could pull on someone if you just grab their phone and photograph your balls, ass or butt or something. 😺
Imagine the pranks you could pull on someone if you just grab their phone and photograph your balls, ass or butt or something. 😺
The more i rearrange the book shelves, the fewer books there are.
Where them books go? 😾📚
Where them books go? 😾📚
December 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The more i rearrange the book shelves, the fewer books there are.
Where them books go? 😾📚
Where them books go? 😾📚
i woke up to the sound of my neighbours loudly and firmly banging...
some nails into their wall. 🔨😸
some nails into their wall. 🔨😸
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i woke up to the sound of my neighbours loudly and firmly banging...
some nails into their wall. 🔨😸
some nails into their wall. 🔨😸
can you bake femboys into a pie? 🤔🥧
December 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
can you bake femboys into a pie? 🤔🥧
I'm ready to live as a hermit through the entire christmas season if it means i won't have to listen to that one horrid christmas song that they probably use on Guantanamo to torture people. 😾
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'm ready to live as a hermit through the entire christmas season if it means i won't have to listen to that one horrid christmas song that they probably use on Guantanamo to torture people. 😾
I wouldn't mind Krampus coming and giving my ass the treat it deserves. 🫣
I've been really bad.
I've been really bad.
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I wouldn't mind Krampus coming and giving my ass the treat it deserves. 🫣
I've been really bad.
I've been really bad.
I guess sleeping for 16 hours doesn't cause brain damage if it just happens occasionally.
**Jumping up and down attempting to say "apple"**
**Jumping up and down attempting to say "apple"**
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I guess sleeping for 16 hours doesn't cause brain damage if it just happens occasionally.
**Jumping up and down attempting to say "apple"**
**Jumping up and down attempting to say "apple"**
It's really hard to believe 1970 was 65 years ago. 😼
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It's really hard to believe 1970 was 65 years ago. 😼
Obscure fetishes fascinate me just a little, and i don't mean the insane kind like shoving live salmon up the ass or having busty hookers stomping your nutte sack. 🫣
How does a person even figure out that they want to be encased in gold, get fucked by an airplane or being inflated like a balloon? 🤔
How does a person even figure out that they want to be encased in gold, get fucked by an airplane or being inflated like a balloon? 🤔
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Obscure fetishes fascinate me just a little, and i don't mean the insane kind like shoving live salmon up the ass or having busty hookers stomping your nutte sack. 🫣
How does a person even figure out that they want to be encased in gold, get fucked by an airplane or being inflated like a balloon? 🤔
How does a person even figure out that they want to be encased in gold, get fucked by an airplane or being inflated like a balloon? 🤔
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girldick is part of a complete and balanced breakfast btw
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
girldick is part of a complete and balanced breakfast btw
Old-ass picture, but damn i wanna stroke them smooth thighs again. And i really wanna have nice people feeling me again too. 🥺✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Old-ass picture, but damn i wanna stroke them smooth thighs again. And i really wanna have nice people feeling me again too. 🥺✨
I dreamed of a flock of bison appearing outside. 🙀💫
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December 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I dreamed of a flock of bison appearing outside. 🙀💫
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