Avarice
@femperor.bsky.social
Local trans woman seeks apotheosis. 30, she/her.
You've got this, girl. It's just a simple campaign ad. The people already love you. A few licks from the sucker before we record couldn't hurt though... #homestuck #homestuck2
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
You've got this, girl. It's just a simple campaign ad. The people already love you. A few licks from the sucker before we record couldn't hurt though... #homestuck #homestuck2
Bowing is for kings, but your global president will gladly accept your applause. #homestuck #homestuck2
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Bowing is for kings, but your global president will gladly accept your applause. #homestuck #homestuck2
If you give me Cursed Eye, I'm getting in the top 100. Simple as.
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 AM
If you give me Cursed Eye, I'm getting in the top 100. Simple as.
I'm hitting top 500 without doing boss rush? How many of y'all are dying floor one just because it's a Judas run.
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I'm hitting top 500 without doing boss rush? How many of y'all are dying floor one just because it's a Judas run.
I mean I won but come on
November 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I mean I won but come on
Ante 7 Wall into Ante 8 Vessel fuck you
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Ante 7 Wall into Ante 8 Vessel fuck you
"Most customers return, but they never come again."
October 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"Most customers return, but they never come again."
I don't think that's true, babe. Either bluesky doesn't know my location and is guessing, or they're showing this to everybody.
September 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I don't think that's true, babe. Either bluesky doesn't know my location and is guessing, or they're showing this to everybody.
Audio editing tip: If you see this thing, there's a 99% chance it's your mouth making a stupid mouth noise. Remove on sight.
September 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Audio editing tip: If you see this thing, there's a 99% chance it's your mouth making a stupid mouth noise. Remove on sight.
This whisky is staring at my iced coffee like a predatory older woman
September 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This whisky is staring at my iced coffee like a predatory older woman
Some of you need a reminder
September 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Some of you need a reminder
The owners wonder why so many trans women buy their pumpkins here
September 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The owners wonder why so many trans women buy their pumpkins here
Ten years ago I was younger and too self-conscious to be mean in a video game. This year, I went back to #Undertale and had a surprising amount of fun conquering its world for no good reason. Happy 10 years to everybody's favorite misunderstood murder child.
September 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Ten years ago I was younger and too self-conscious to be mean in a video game. This year, I went back to #Undertale and had a surprising amount of fun conquering its world for no good reason. Happy 10 years to everybody's favorite misunderstood murder child.
Capitalism encourages companies to create worse versions of their own products for no discernable reason. You can buy 1.2 ounces of lube for 7 and a half dollars, or for 9 dollars you can get three times as much of the same brand. And for what? So you can bring lube in your airport carry-on?
September 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Capitalism encourages companies to create worse versions of their own products for no discernable reason. You can buy 1.2 ounces of lube for 7 and a half dollars, or for 9 dollars you can get three times as much of the same brand. And for what? So you can bring lube in your airport carry-on?
At the franchise cheesesteak place that lets people who will be born tomorrow buy beer
September 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
At the franchise cheesesteak place that lets people who will be born tomorrow buy beer
I associate the flavor of bubble gum with "thing you should never swallow" so seeing this made me gag
August 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I associate the flavor of bubble gum with "thing you should never swallow" so seeing this made me gag
Well, it's not the worst news day in the world
July 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Well, it's not the worst news day in the world
It seems like as good a day as ever to post the vshojo application video I made. I haven't streamed in a while since (long story). I still hold that my plan is a brilliant one, even if I never heard from them again.
July 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It seems like as good a day as ever to post the vshojo application video I made. I haven't streamed in a while since (long story). I still hold that my plan is a brilliant one, even if I never heard from them again.
It took me longer than I'd care to admit to realize this was talking about children and not alters
July 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It took me longer than I'd care to admit to realize this was talking about children and not alters
Does anybody know
1: What this is called
2: How concerned I should be that there's mushrooms growing out of it
1: What this is called
2: How concerned I should be that there's mushrooms growing out of it
July 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Does anybody know
1: What this is called
2: How concerned I should be that there's mushrooms growing out of it
1: What this is called
2: How concerned I should be that there's mushrooms growing out of it
Wisconsin Old-fashioned Punch
1/3 c. Orange juice
2/3 c. Lemon Juice
2 t. Syrup from the cherry jar
~1 c. Brandy
2 c. Water
1/3 c. Sugar
4-6 dashes Angostura bitters
Muddle sugar in lemon peels, wait roughly an hour for the citrus oil to come out. Add 1/2 c. hot water and strain. Mix in the rest.
1/3 c. Orange juice
2/3 c. Lemon Juice
2 t. Syrup from the cherry jar
~1 c. Brandy
2 c. Water
1/3 c. Sugar
4-6 dashes Angostura bitters
Muddle sugar in lemon peels, wait roughly an hour for the citrus oil to come out. Add 1/2 c. hot water and strain. Mix in the rest.
July 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Wisconsin Old-fashioned Punch
1/3 c. Orange juice
2/3 c. Lemon Juice
2 t. Syrup from the cherry jar
~1 c. Brandy
2 c. Water
1/3 c. Sugar
4-6 dashes Angostura bitters
Muddle sugar in lemon peels, wait roughly an hour for the citrus oil to come out. Add 1/2 c. hot water and strain. Mix in the rest.
1/3 c. Orange juice
2/3 c. Lemon Juice
2 t. Syrup from the cherry jar
~1 c. Brandy
2 c. Water
1/3 c. Sugar
4-6 dashes Angostura bitters
Muddle sugar in lemon peels, wait roughly an hour for the citrus oil to come out. Add 1/2 c. hot water and strain. Mix in the rest.