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Fender Tanuki
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Just ya friendly yeg ghost busting tanuki!
No children, not posting nsfw but I don't need the drama.
Absolute degenerate.
Maker lemonbrat.
Pinned
Just gonna make a big old pinned post for people coming to my profile on clearsky about being blocked.

I block real easy, untagged porn, bad vibes, and abdl/babyfur stuff.

Sorry, not my cup of tea to see. Go live your life and stop checking some silly website to see blocks.
Wow, made it 8 days this year without seeing someone's untagged asshole and balls.

This site really should just have images tagged nsfw by default and you should turn it off if it's sfw.

Shout out to the nsfw artists who do the right thing.
January 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I have never had more issues with delivery food than I have living at this new house.

Hope whoever got my meal enjoyed at least.
January 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Holy fuck, The Exploited coming through western Canada, and through my city?
Round 2 let's gooooo!
January 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Country is the worst music genre.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I like the song counting stars, but not enough to overlook that squeaking audio artifact they left in.
January 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Fender 8s drinking. I crave Dennys, slespite it being awful.
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I understand my work mandating an English literacy test for employees, that's fine.

Don't make one of the questions a vague "tell us about yourself" and expect a minute long video.

I don't even want to fucking think about myself for 20 seconds bruh.
December 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I've never related to institutionalized so much, but all I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and they wouldn't give it to me.
December 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Every time we order food as a house, it's always my food that's fucked up.

Why do takeout places hate me so?
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Mmmm, can't wait to have to argue with the landlord infront of a tenancy dispute officer over it.

Fill nail/tack holes? Sure, 0 effort to do.
They need to be painted over, and if we decide to paint them we need to do the full wall? Nah, paint is worth 0 after 6 years and we been there 8.
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Contrary to popular belief, the genie can indeed be forced back into the bottle.

Our politicians are just cowards who would strip anonymity from us, rather than shut down the Ai enshitification.
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Day two of moving, neither room in the houses feel like mine. Gotta finish up painting so I can hang my degenerate stuff again.

My body aches.

Also we severely underestimated how much shit we all have.
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I haven't been sick like all year, and now I ge tit day before moving.
December 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Being a DIY electrician is more fun than being a DIY painter.
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Punk at a drunk snow.
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
So hopefully tomorrow me and my roomies become homeowners, unless that gets pushed back due to issues. Realtor wants to do the sign Pic thing and like, do I wear my fursuit cause funny?
December 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
We doing big music numbers again this year.
December 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Almost 9 years ago me and my roomie went to watch zootopia after Vancoufur, and today we went to see number 2 with some other friends.

10/10 movies.
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 AM
While I'm down with getting people out to support record stores, can we not use super artificial scarcity to do so? There's like a million people in my city, and one store gets one single copy? Bruh.
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Bank bank booth.
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Ya boi finally got his shit together at 32 and after 2 failed attempts, passed his driving test. Can't wait to not be able to afford insurance going forward.
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Can I just like not be anxious and or shy without the aid of alcohol? That would be nice.
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Holy shit, it's him, Mr bad dragon.
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I just dropped a baggie coated with white powder infront of people at the bus stop. I'm not explaining that it contains my creatine scoop, with said powder.
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Yooooo our offer was countered, and countered again, but we accepted. Gonna be home owners!
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM