This is where are folks…

I can confirm that it is 2026 and there are still businesses that close for lunch. You know, the time of day when their customers are most likely to want to talk to them.

Why schedule a film for 10pm when you’ve got a live snooker final on, #BBC. You’re betting on a one-sided game aren’t you?

Proper goosebumps watching this Macclesfield-Palace game. #FACup

It does appear that the revolution will indeed not be televised #Iran.

Just back from Marty Supreme and tucking into a few reviews, but have had to push them away because they talk about ‘ping pong’, which gets my back up. The sport is called table-tennis, people.

Just came over from the other place. Feel better already.