Random thing my neighbor said outloud to himself today:
"I NEED ANOTHER COMB!"

This morning I'm grateful for whatever critter that accidentally plants tulips and daffodils in my front yard. Every spring there's a new flower that springs up in a new random place.
Thanks lil critter ❤️

I'd like to remind the weather gods that I was promised a thunderstorm tonight. I will be expecting delivery within the next 2 hours and 45 minutes. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
From "a weather karen"

Check in on your quiet friends

The freeze response is real. I literally can't do anything right now. My comfort activities aren't comforting. Any productivity is a joke. I can't even cry.
And my privilege is annoying.

The plot of Red Dawn (1984 or 2012) feels more plausible now

I wonder what BigBalls is doing with my SSN right now.

Just a "city" girl completely obsessed with neighborhood wildlife. I've been watching a falcon sit in a tree for way too long.

Can we please normalize being selfish in our grief? It's ok to be uncomfortable in sadness. It's OK to be selfish in your sadness. Stop saying clichés like "at least they're not in pain anymore" or "now they're with *insert previous person who died*. It's performative and manipulative.
Rant done.

I'd like to see more anti Musk and anti fascists signs at college sports games
Go Clones and Trump sucks!

Welcome to Trump’s Forever War.

Live updates: Trump wants US to take ownership of Gaza Strip

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Chuck doesn’t care about the rest of America. Just hook up farmers in Iowa who desperately need Canadian potash. The rest of you can fuck off.

We're witnessing the fall of America but I still have to get a shingles shot.

The FOMO is real